2314: 2016 47-Hour Marathon: The Beginning

iheartnihilism · 02-03-2016, 08:54 PM

I have two italian greyhounds and they're super snouty. This means that their jaws are very long and fine and they tend to lose teeth because of it so I have to "brush" their teeth 1-2 times a week (but it should be every day). I think for most breeds 2-4 times a month is good. You can also buy snacks that are supposed to do the same job (dentastix, etc.) Strange thing is, my one dog has zero breath, it's awesome (the other eats his shit but that's neither here nor there). But the dog toothpaste I use has a weird meat smell that stinks. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do...

This is what they wind up looking like when they get old:

Which, you know, is fucking ADORABLE but...

Lanfear · 02-04-2016, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by iheartnihilism

I have two italian greyhounds and they're super snouty
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Come on I wanna see pics of your dogs pretty please?

iheartnihilism · 02-14-2016, 09:32 PM

Ask and ye shall receive! I don't have a lot of pics uploaded, they're mostly on my phone but...

Oh and they wear clothes not because it's cute (though it is cute) but because it's fucking cold in the winter in jersey and they're literally skin and bones.

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02-03-2016, 08:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	I have two italian greyhounds and they're super snouty. This means that their jaws are very long and fine and they tend to lose teeth because of it so I have to "brush" their teeth 1-2 times a week (but it should be every day). I think for most breeds 2-4 times a month is good. You can also buy snacks that are supposed to do the same job (dentastix, etc.) Strange thing is, my one dog has zero breath, it's awesome (the other eats his shit but that's neither here nor there). But the dog toothpaste I use has a weird meat smell that stinks. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do... This is what they wind up looking like when they get old: Which, you know, is fucking ADORABLE but... __________________ "Uh, that'll be $14 for the tickets for the babies." "Oh no, no, no, they're just gonna cry. Just gonna come in here and weep."
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02-14-2016, 09:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	Ask and ye shall receive! I don't have a lot of pics uploaded, they're mostly on my phone but... Oh and they wear clothes not because it's cute (though it is cute) but because it's fucking cold in the winter in jersey and they're literally skin and bones. Lanfear, Sparrow and Scumhook like this.
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