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View Poll Results: Did the man deliberately kill his mistress with the cucumber?
Yes, as per Keith M. Malley, Esq.'s statements 16 47.06%
No, as per Chemda, Esq.'s statements 18 52.94%
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Old 03-03-2016, 03:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2336: Embarrassing

with Kevin Barnett – Ass-play and the presidential candidates; Ben Carson says Obama isn’t really black; Bill O’Reilly loses custody; 18-year-old fake senator; 18-year-old fake doctor; hoverboard explosions and Russell Crowe’s ire; 40% of molly contains “bath salts”; 16-year-old realizes ISIS isn’t her thing (twice); Subway to correct the size of their Footlongs; Pope Francis allows contraceptives may be used in Zika virus areas; man kills sex partner with a cucumber

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Old 03-03-2016, 05:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Here's where I read that the Swedish teenager was rescued and returned to Isis. Parents of Swedish girl who was rescued TWICE from ISIS blame social services | Daily Mail Online

"A few weeks later, in October, the first attempt to free Miss Nevalainen was carried out by Kurdish forces.

Miss Nevalainen was heavily pregnant at the time, but the teenager somehow managed to return to Mr Ahmed and the ISIS enclave near Mosul."
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Great show and guest as always, guys!

I'm embarrassed to say that the representative who thought that women couldn't get pregnant during rape/incest because their bodies would shut down from the trauma is from Idaho. He came out with a statement the next day saying that he was recently given new information about how much of a fucking idiotic shitstain he was (my words, not his) about those subjects and that he should have just kept his mouth shut.

There was another dumbass from Idaho that made national news last year when he asked a doctor if women would be able to swallow a pill sized camera instead of getting a transvaginal exam, which was being argued at that time as invasive and unnecessary for a woman to go through just to get an abortion. The doctor then explained to him that since a woman's stomach is not connected to her uterus/vagina, that particular procedure would be completely useless. That representative also conveniently sits on the board for a crisis pregnancy center that scares women into continuing their pregnancies with false information, and then shames those same women for needing financial help down the road.

If you guys haven't seen it yet, John Oliver had a great show on abortion a few weeks ago.

https://youtu.be/DRauXXz6t0Y
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Old 03-03-2016, 10:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd like to second that the guest was great.


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Props to Chemda Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 is fucking Hilarious. I already finished season 1 and about halfway through season 2 already.
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Old 03-04-2016, 11:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Not guilty!

Keith's logic makes no sense. If your plan is to kill someone to hide the affair, you don't do it in your own house without then trying to remove the body. He might've killed her, but you'd be speculating and making up motives and occurrences that cannot be proven.

Keith: You can believe that a Swedish girl could be dumb enough to join ISIS twice, but not that a German dude could accidentally kill his mistress?

EDIT: Also, props to Chemda for the "cumbersome" joke. That was great!
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Old 03-04-2016, 11:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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On what planet do you lodge a cucumber in someone's mouth and leave to feed the dog - which you only did because you left steak burn on the stove (this is some high end dog) - have a cigarette, and then return to have more fun with the dildo you left in the woman's mouth?

"While I'm up I'll have a cigarette! Be right there! I'm going to take your silence to mean you're getting extra horned up! See you soon!"

ON WHAT PLANET?!
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Old 03-04-2016, 11:38 AM   #9 (permalink)
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He's an idiot! You're surprised that a married dude with kids who has affairs involving vegetable play makes poor decisions?
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Old 03-04-2016, 12:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I think it was an accidental death due to this detail I found in one news report
Are you sure? Keith did say he was 2000 % sure the guy was guilty, though!
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