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03-17-2006, 09:52 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Here is my Asian Banker Joke:
ok, so its actually about an asian and a banker. An asian guy walks into a bank with 100 yen to exchange for dollars. The banker shows him the current exchange rate and gives him 90 dollars. The same guy goes into the bank a week later. He again gives 100 yen to the banker, the banker gives him 80 dollars back. The asian guys says, "Why you give me only 80 dollar, last week 90 dollar, now only 80??" The banker says, "Fluctuations." The asian guy replies, "Fluck you Americans!" |
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03-17-2006, 10:12 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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Also, nowhere in history has a single power spread across ALL of Europe eliminating one specific creed for 8 years. It was different than the Balkins or the Sudan. |
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03-17-2006, 10:26 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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Chemda needs to stop worrying about the "swankiness" of this show.
The Jewish guilt is showing through and being detrimental as it is known to be. This this show, although racy, is FAR from ADULT or PORNOGRAPHIC and there should be no embarrassment. That banker shouldn't have had the slightest pause for doing a deal with the KATG Show, the same as he wouldn't for doing a deal with F/X network's "The Shield" show, which last year depicted a man forced to his knees at gunpoint to give another man oral sex and then highlighted the attackers obvious audible and facial contortions as he ejaculated into the other mans mouth by force and took pictures of it with a cell phone. Don't become all shy and demure when someone asks you what you do. You do a comedy and talkshow Podcast on the internet and you're number 1 with 15 - 38 year old men. Period. You're part of the new wave of audio entertainment media that is going to put terrestrial radio and satellite to their graves. |
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03-17-2006, 10:27 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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WELCOME MR. ASIAN BANKER
WELCOME MR. ASIAN BANKER
The reason the catholic church "allowed" meat of St Patrick's days is: They have a st Patrick's Dinner and Charge people to come and eat. MONEY was the reason they allowed the exempt from Lent. Depensation I am giving up nothing and I am still eating a burger on friday. Sign the original bastard from Dallas, why do it with new people. If Jessica Simpson is in it, it will suck, and I bet she will do a video for it, ala Dukes of Hazzard. (Mr X just finished after hearing this news) New reality show: Living with Robin Williams Patrice, please post the Pussy Cat Girl photos. A friend of mine thinks they are HOT HOT HOT. I get Chats from African women. Looking for love and CASH for school. Do the black Bar on the cardboard. New drinking game. Everytime some one says "I'm Sorry" or "finish" This is why Chemda and Patrice need as how for themself. Keet was bored, and was speding time on Paltalk. Now we know why so many Pedo show. Chemda like 13 year Olds. Love you, love the show. congrats on show #240 |
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Also the no meat on Fridays wasn't really a "religious" decision but placed because of early exploration and increasing fisheries that were emerging with a failing and poor agriculture. So the church said eat Fish no meat on Friday and it hasn't changed since. Last edited by Bamf!; 03-17-2006 at 12:10 PM. |
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