2431: Go HAM or Go Home

Michael's Servant · 07-19-2016, 11:00 PM

with Subhah Agarwal – TruTV’s Comedy Knockout; crowd work; roast battles; motherly unlove; drunk texting and painful dreams; Russia may be banned from the Olympics; Bill Cosby is blind and friendless; drunk cop drives into pedestrians; Taco Bell customer shoots at drive-thru window after not being given sour cream; Ice Cube will still perform Fuck tha Police; old male celebrities that make babies with much younger partners; Leslie Jones’s Twitter drama; Pokémon Go’s insane success; the Republican National Convention and Melania Trump’s plagiarized speech; Scott Baio calls Hillary Clinton a cunt

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FingerLakes · 07-20-2016, 12:26 AM

I drunk dial friends and tell them I love them

Lanfear · 07-20-2016, 04:47 AM

Schlaaaaaand!

FingerLakes · 07-20-2016, 11:24 AM

So the issue with Leslie is bigger than people just complaining about her MTA role. I was literally watching it happen and there was a coordinated attack against her made by HUNDREDS of accounts, with over a thousand comments riled up and lead by the cunt named Milo Yiaonnasomeshit. He is a racist, sexist asshole who claims the protection of Free Speech while not being American.

He literally got his hoards of man baby followers to call her a gorilla, send her pornographic images, call her whatever that gorilla was who was shot in the zoo. This is deeper than an insecure person getting rando comments, they were out to fuck her up. After she started calling out twitter for not punishing any of these people, they started posted photoshopped tweets that showed her calling Milo a fag and cunt and whore to try and cut her credibility.

Literally.

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-campaign-hate

Eric M · 07-20-2016, 02:30 PM

I love how ridiculously everyone is harping on the Melania speech. I was so happy when Chemda pointed out that there is nothing special about this part of the speech. Michelle wasn't the first one to say it either. They're both dumb and they both said some dumb generic crap.

GreeningOA · 07-21-2016, 09:58 PM

If the question was "Have you ever drunk texted/dialed ex's" I would have said yes but Do I? not in the last 15 years I've been married I haven't

Keith · 07-22-2016, 08:05 AM

Then you answered correctly.

My Sweaty Balls · 07-22-2016, 05:50 PM

I think Chemda is totally wrong about the police and related professions. Sure we don't thank accountants for turning up at work, but police, soldiers, firemen ...

They risk their lives (56 died in the line of duty so far this year in the US)
Their pay is shit
They have uniforms

If wasn't for medals for valour, prestige etc - you would only have cops who work for corrupt purposes, like in many third world countries, or none at all.

Waiters work for tips, cops work for respect.

Also Chemda said if you are not a corrupt cop leave the force - guess what that leaves on the force!

We do need cops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1923_V..._Police_strike

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2431: Go HAM or Go Home with Subhah Agarwal – TruTV’s Comedy Knockout; crowd work; roast battles; motherly unlove; drunk texting and painful dreams; Russia may be banned from the Olympics; Bill Cosby is blind and friendless; drunk cop drives into pedestrians; Taco Bell customer shoots at drive-thru window after not being given sour cream; Ice Cube will still perform Fuck tha Police; old male celebrities that make babies with much younger partners; Leslie Jones’s Twitter drama; Pokémon Go’s insane success; the Republican National Convention and Melania Trump’s plagiarized speech; Scott Baio calls Hillary Clinton a cunt Guest: Subhah Agarwal Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Last edited by dannyhatch; 07-19-2016 at 11:14 PM.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	So the issue with Leslie is bigger than people just complaining about her MTA role. I was literally watching it happen and there was a coordinated attack against her made by HUNDREDS of accounts, with over a thousand comments riled up and lead by the cunt named Milo Yiaonnasomeshit. He is a racist, sexist asshole who claims the protection of Free Speech while not being American. He literally got his hoards of man baby followers to call her a gorilla, send her pornographic images, call her whatever that gorilla was who was shot in the zoo. This is deeper than an insecure person getting rando comments, they were out to fuck her up. After she started calling out twitter for not punishing any of these people, they started posted photoshopped tweets that showed her calling Milo a fag and cunt and whore to try and cut her credibility. Literally. https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...-campaign-hate Lanfear and flerchin like this. __________________ ------------------------------------------------- Last edited by FingerLakes; 07-20-2016 at 02:25 PM.
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Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	I love how ridiculously everyone is harping on the Melania speech. I was so happy when Chemda pointed out that there is nothing special about this part of the speech. Michelle wasn't the first one to say it either. They're both dumb and they both said some dumb generic crap. Lord of the Cock Rings and Enunciated Piffle like this. Last edited by Eric M; 07-22-2016 at 08:19 PM.
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GreeningOA Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Mahwah,NJ Posts: 192	If the question was "Have you ever drunk texted/dialed ex's" I would have said yes but Do I? not in the last 15 years I've been married I haven't Apia likes this.
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My Sweaty Balls Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 537	I think Chemda is totally wrong about the police and related professions. Sure we don't thank accountants for turning up at work, but police, soldiers, firemen ... They risk their lives (56 died in the line of duty so far this year in the US) Their pay is shit They have uniforms If wasn't for medals for valour, prestige etc - you would only have cops who work for corrupt purposes, like in many third world countries, or none at all. Waiters work for tips, cops work for respect. Also Chemda said if you are not a corrupt cop leave the force - guess what that leaves on the force! We do need cops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1923_V..._Police_strike __________________ “Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T.; good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, O.K. …” - Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
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