2442: Shindig

[Keith]

Amen baby.

[My Sweaty Balls]

Not bad, one gold, well done America.

(Oh yeah, we've got two, but whatever)

[Sparrow]

that's cute.

America's racked up over 1000 gold medals over 48 olympic games*. Australia has less than 200 and i'm rounding up. a lot. come back to me when you get the other 800+.


*the number two spot is less than 500. by the Soviet Union. having participated in less than half of the games. b/c they don't exist.

[therewillbesnacks]

I've had runts once or twice in my life, but the vile taste of a banana runt has stayed with me for life. And this is coming from someone who loves bananas.

I heard from somewhere that banana runts (and banana-based candy in general) is based on the old variety of banana, a.k.a. the Gros Michel, which was wiped out by a fungus sometime in the 20th century and replaced by the Cavendish, which has a completely different taste. But I just looked it up, and apparently it's a myth. So like what the fuck?!

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Apia

I know that the gold one is best. That's it.

that's all you need to know, baby.

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

that's cute.

America's racked up over 1000 gold medals over 48 olympic games*. Australia has less than 200 and i'm rounding up. a lot. come back to me when you get the other 800+.


*the number two spot is less than 500. by the Soviet Union. having participated in less than half of the games. b/c they don't exist.

USA - 318m people, AUS - 23m. if we have ~200 gold you should have 2800. Sounds like you are 1800 shy.

USA! we are big! we are big! - well done

...

fatties.

(Also great to know that my local swimming pool, MSAC, has as many gold medals as Great Britain)

[Keith]

"Um, you're only great cause you're so big..."

Very good, Australia. Very good.

[Dean from Australia]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

that's all you need to know, baby.

Please. There not even made of real gold anymore.

[My Sweaty Balls]

Originally Posted by Keith

"Um, you're only great cause you're so big..."

Very good, Australia. Very good.

If you heard anyone saying you are great - that's gonna be another American.

I said you were fat

[Sparrow]

and the countries that measure their currency against our own. (pssst…that's you.)

America rejects your body shame.