2442: Shindig

Keith · 08-06-2016, 08:21 PM

Amen baby.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-07-2016, 08:12 AM

Not bad, one gold, well done America.

(Oh yeah, we've got two, but whatever)

Sparrow · 08-07-2016, 09:50 AM

that's cute.

America's racked up over 1000 gold medals over 48 olympic games*. Australia has less than 200 and i'm rounding up. a lot. come back to me when you get the other 800+.

*the number two spot is less than 500. by the Soviet Union. having participated in less than half of the games. b/c they don't exist.

therewillbesnacks · 08-07-2016, 07:10 PM

I've had runts once or twice in my life, but the vile taste of a banana runt has stayed with me for life. And this is coming from someone who loves bananas.

I heard from somewhere that banana runts (and banana-based candy in general) is based on the old variety of banana, a.k.a. the Gros Michel, which was wiped out by a fungus sometime in the 20th century and replaced by the Cavendish, which has a completely different taste. But I just looked it up, and apparently it's a myth. So like what the fuck?!

Sparrow · 08-07-2016, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia

I know that the gold one is best. That's it.

that's all you need to know, baby.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-08-2016, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

that's cute.

America's racked up over 1000 gold medals over 48 olympic games*. Australia has less than 200 and i'm rounding up. a lot. come back to me when you get the other 800+.

*the number two spot is less than 500. by the Soviet Union. having participated in less than half of the games. b/c they don't exist.

USA - 318m people, AUS - 23m. if we have ~200 gold you should have 2800. Sounds like you are 1800 shy.

USA! we are big! we are big! - well done

...

fatties.

(Also great to know that my local swimming pool, MSAC, has as many gold medals as Great Britain)

Keith · 08-08-2016, 01:11 AM

"Um, you're only great cause you're so big..."

Very good, Australia. Very good.

Dean from Australia · 08-08-2016, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

that's all you need to know, baby.

Please. There not even made of real gold anymore.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-08-2016, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

"Um, you're only great cause you're so big..."

Very good, Australia. Very good.

If you heard anyone saying you are great - that's gonna be another American.

I said you were fat

Sparrow · 08-08-2016, 01:24 PM

and the countries that measure their currency against our own. (pssst…that's you.)

America rejects your body shame.

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My Sweaty Balls Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 537	Not bad, one gold, well done America. (Oh yeah, we've got two, but whatever)
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	that's cute. America's racked up over 1000 gold medals over 48 olympic games. Australia has less than 200 and i'm rounding up. a lot. come back to me when you get the other 800+. the number two spot is less than 500. by the Soviet Union. having participated in less than half of the games. b/c they don't exist. Keith likes this. Last edited by Sparrow; 08-07-2016 at 09:53 AM.
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therewillbesnacks Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Poland Posts: 72	I've had runts once or twice in my life, but the vile taste of a banana runt has stayed with me for life. And this is coming from someone who loves bananas. I heard from somewhere that banana runts (and banana-based candy in general) is based on the old variety of banana, a.k.a. the Gros Michel, which was wiped out by a fungus sometime in the 20th century and replaced by the Cavendish, which has a completely different taste. But I just looked it up, and apparently it's a myth. So like what the fuck?! Sparrow likes this.
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