245: Punch Him in the Face

Keith · 03-23-2006, 07:42 PM

"So then you lied to us, didn't you, you little cunt bitch?"

GloriousNight · 03-23-2006, 08:34 PM

Okay, time to defend myself...

1) Sorry about the Skype thing... It seemed that you weren't picking up. In fact, actually, I believe I got your voicemail recording. That's why I "hung up"
2) I'm not in classes with any of the people anymore.
3) Brumskis don't exist at my school, so that's one way I could get back at the kid.
4) Chemda or Patrice or whoever said it - I did grow 3 inches since last year, which did help.
5) I thought you guys would find this funny, not absolutely horrifying. It wasn't too bad.
6) In defense of my mom, she did offer to call the school or the kid's parents multiple times.
7) Last year was the worst year of my life.
8) I didn't want my mom to do anything, because I figured it'd end up in something even worse.
9) THE FUCKING TEACHER WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE, I SWEAR TO GOD.
10) Yes, I am a nerd. That's why I'm 14 and know what a podcast is... hehe
11a) Thanks for fuckin' giving out my real name to however many listeners you guys have.
11b) Did you ever get my email about my miniature version of The Great American Novel?

Anyway, I hope that clears some stuff up with you guys out there.

Oh and by the way...

12) As for "Go Steelers," I live in western PA and all this happened last year. Before we won the Super Bowl. =P

See you later. I promise not to Skype you guys again without saying anything... and again, sorry, lol.

The Girl · 03-23-2006, 09:45 PM

Nerds always win in the end if they don't break along the way.

High School is only pretend. Just survive for now.

iceprinze · 03-23-2006, 09:54 PM

As a former jr. high nerd who also got teased and jumped...

HIT BACK!

It ain't gonna stop til you do.

Mariano · 03-23-2006, 10:16 PM

I just finished listening to 245 and in regards to parents forgetting their evilness:

My 4 siblings and I were left to live with my grandparents while my mother remarried and father decided to "start his own life" After 6 years of living with the grandparents we did return to my mother.

Now, my wife and I both work for a newspaper and have 2 kids that attend daycare. A couple of weeks ago my mom tells my wife, "I'd NEVER leave my kids in daycare" What do you call 6 years with grandma????

I hope to overcome the shortcomings of my parents, but honestly fear how my mistakes will affect my kids 10-20 years down the line?

unknownsoldier · 03-23-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Girl

Nerds always win in the end if they don't break along the way.

High School is only pretend. Just survive for now.

Thankyou for defending me Chemda.

Quote:

Originally Posted by unknownsoldier

Run into his comedy hall at the peak time and yell at the top of your voice as if it was a bank: "I HAVE A PROBLEM!"

I said that in reference to a suggestion keith made a while ago, saying that if you have a problem with your bank just walk in and yell at the top of your voice "I HAVE A PROBLEM". Not sure what episode it was though. If you didn't remember saying that then.. yeah.. not funny.

Its weird... Even though you guys bagged me i still couldn't wait to tell my friends I got a mention on KATG! Awesome.

By the way, Keith was right: Waterpolo is basically soccer. You swim around with a ball, and there is a net at every end. They are all over eachother in the same way you would be playing football.

katgfan90 · 03-23-2006, 10:47 PM

I only got 1:06:25 of the show

ending with Keith yelling about something...

was there more?
and did this happen to anyone else?

brody · 03-23-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katgfan90

I only got 1:06:25 of the show

ending with Keith yelling about something...

was there more?
and did this happen to anyone else?

Yeah i got 1:12:57
I wanna know what happened after Keith threw the guys books in the garbage...

PS its 5:00pm, Friday and Beer No 1...

Noahfingway · 03-24-2006, 12:12 AM

chef sounded like "robot Chef"

www.Jabberwalker.com.ar searches several torrent sites at once....

also you can google torrents type "filename" Filetype:torrent

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onehotmouse · 03-24-2006, 01:03 AM

Its tough. While above the water, it looks strategic, under the water there are so many tricks, and your intention is to drown the opponent. One move is to come straight at a player and hook one foot behind a knee then kick with the other heel right into the upper leg as hard as you can. Oh you get a penalty. But the fucker can't swim better than 50%.

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03-23-2006, 08:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
GloriousNight Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 12	Okay, time to defend myself... 1) Sorry about the Skype thing... It seemed that you weren't picking up. In fact, actually, I believe I got your voicemail recording. That's why I "hung up" 2) I'm not in classes with any of the people anymore. 3) Brumskis don't exist at my school, so that's one way I could get back at the kid. 4) Chemda or Patrice or whoever said it - I did grow 3 inches since last year, which did help. 5) I thought you guys would find this funny, not absolutely horrifying. It wasn't too bad. 6) In defense of my mom, she did offer to call the school or the kid's parents multiple times. 7) Last year was the worst year of my life. 8) I didn't want my mom to do anything, because I figured it'd end up in something even worse. 9) THE FUCKING TEACHER WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE, I SWEAR TO GOD. 10) Yes, I am a nerd. That's why I'm 14 and know what a podcast is... hehe 11a) Thanks for fuckin' giving out my real name to however many listeners you guys have. 11b) Did you ever get my email about my miniature version of The Great American Novel? Anyway, I hope that clears some stuff up with you guys out there. Oh and by the way... 12) As for "Go Steelers," I live in western PA and all this happened last year. Before we won the Super Bowl. =P See you later. I promise not to Skype you guys again without saying anything... and again, sorry, lol. __________________ <3 mandalee Last edited by GloriousNight; 03-23-2006 at 09:29 PM.
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The Girl Chamsa! Chamsa! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 1,352	GloriousNight Nerds always win in the end if they don't break along the way. High School is only pretend. Just survive for now.
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Mariano Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1	On Parents I just finished listening to 245 and in regards to parents forgetting their evilness: My 4 siblings and I were left to live with my grandparents while my mother remarried and father decided to "start his own life" After 6 years of living with the grandparents we did return to my mother. Now, my wife and I both work for a newspaper and have 2 kids that attend daycare. A couple of weeks ago my mom tells my wife, "I'd NEVER leave my kids in daycare" What do you call 6 years with grandma???? I hope to overcome the shortcomings of my parents, but honestly fear how my mistakes will affect my kids 10-20 years down the line?
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katgfan90 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4	I only got 1:06:25 of the show ending with Keith yelling about something... was there more? and did this happen to anyone else?
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03-24-2006, 01:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
onehotmouse Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Calgary Posts: 9	Water Polo's like no other sport Its tough. While above the water, it looks strategic, under the water there are so many tricks, and your intention is to drown the opponent. One move is to come straight at a player and hook one foot behind a knee then kick with the other heel right into the upper leg as hard as you can. Oh you get a penalty. But the fucker can't swim better than 50%.
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