2471: Gun-shy

Keith · 09-17-2016, 04:27 PM

I didn't grow up around guns.

Stop being a pussy.

That's what I'm doing by the way, shooting at cans right next to you, ya goofball...

Lanfear · 09-17-2016, 05:07 PM

You grew up in gun culture, it's not isurprising to you that people own or easily can buy guns. You went to a random supermarket to buy a gun - it's a normal thing to do because it's a normal thing in your USA #1 environment.

Also you know I'm a girl - calling me a pussy? Really Keith that's kinda weak? Or should I take that as a compliment? Because I'm very ok with my pussy in case you were wondering.

Sparrow · 09-17-2016, 05:36 PM

hey, you can't just pick up a quality BB gun at the Piggly Wiggly. Wal-Mart is the McDonald's of needs; there will for sure be a gun at a Wal-Mart.

Lanfear · 09-17-2016, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

hey, you can't just pick up a quality BB gun at the Piggly Wiggly. Wal-Mart is the McDonald's of needs; there will for sure be a gun at a Wal-Mart.

This whole topic is so very un-normal to me that I am not sure if this is supposed to be a positive statement

Sparrow · 09-17-2016, 06:27 PM

you can only speak for yourself.

Lanfear · 09-17-2016, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

you can only speak for yourself.

Always

Keith · 09-17-2016, 06:51 PM

"Lemme guess. I'm a pussy cause I'm a woman, right Keith? What's next, I'm a bitch too? Would you call your mother a pussy? Knowing you I bet you would. Anyway, guns are so lame. You grew up with them I'm sure even if you say you didn't. Oh let me guess, now you'll go to my land invented Nazis. Real mature, Keith." - Lanfear, pussy

Sparrow · 09-17-2016, 08:02 PM

oh bullshit. it's a pretty ubiquitous rural experience. the US has a lot of backwoods, babe. of course high speed campers and hikers are less likely, that shits heavy and every lbs in your pack counts, but a bunch of people gettin' fucked up outside for a weekend all casual? shootin' shit ain't shockin', puddin'.

bunch of pearl clutchers in here.

Eric M · 09-17-2016, 08:37 PM

Danny loves to spoil shit lately lol I know the Pablo thing isnt that huge a giveaway but damnit man it just came out

dannyhatch · 09-18-2016, 12:13 AM

I actually haven't finished the season yet. I assume they kill him at the end. Sorry for the spoiler. Maybe he makes it!

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09-17-2016, 04:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	I didn't grow up around guns. Stop being a pussy. That's what I'm doing by the way, shooting at cans right next to you, ya goofball... Enunciated Piffle likes this. Last edited by Keith; 09-17-2016 at 04:30 PM.
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09-17-2016, 05:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	You grew up in gun culture, it's not isurprising to you that people own or easily can buy guns. You went to a random supermarket to buy a gun - it's a normal thing to do because it's a normal thing in your USA #1 environment. Also you know I'm a girl - calling me a pussy? Really Keith that's kinda weak? Or should I take that as a compliment? Because I'm very ok with my pussy in case you were wondering.
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09-17-2016, 05:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	hey, you can't just pick up a quality BB gun at the Piggly Wiggly. Wal-Mart is the McDonald's of needs; there will for sure be a gun at a Wal-Mart.
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09-17-2016, 06:51 PM	#17 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	"Lemme guess. I'm a pussy cause I'm a woman, right Keith? What's next, I'm a bitch too? Would you call your mother a pussy? Knowing you I bet you would. Anyway, guns are so lame. You grew up with them I'm sure even if you say you didn't. Oh let me guess, now you'll go to my land invented Nazis. Real mature, Keith." - Lanfear, pussy
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09-17-2016, 08:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	oh bullshit. it's a pretty ubiquitous rural experience. the US has a lot of backwoods, babe. of course high speed campers and hikers are less likely, that shits heavy and every lbs in your pack counts, but a bunch of people gettin' fucked up outside for a weekend all casual? shootin' shit ain't shockin', puddin'. bunch of pearl clutchers in here. Keith and GreeningOA like this.
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09-18-2016, 12:13 AM	#20 (permalink)
dannyhatch Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,591	I actually haven't finished the season yet. I assume they kill him at the end. Sorry for the spoiler. Maybe he makes it!
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