252: Fight! Fight!

deuce · 04-05-2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianA

Spook v. Deuce - that would be pretty one sided. Deuce is such a fucker. He has wasted everyone's time with his stupid letters and other boring bullshit. Spooky is like god compared to Deuce.

That's all.

Dude you are so cute!! what are you like sixteen??
Wow!! you just earned yourself a free cock in your ass....MINE!!!
This is BY FAR the gayest post ever...THATS RIGHT EVEN GAYER THAN WHAT I JUST WROTE ABOVE!!!!
Congratulations BrianA!!! YOU ARE MY BITCH!!

ooda · 04-05-2006, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by deuce

Dude you are so cute!! what are you like sixteen??
Wow!! you just earned yourself a free cock in your ass....MINE!!!
This is BY FAR the gayest post ever...THATS RIGHT EVEN GAYER THAN WHAT I JUST WROTE ABOVE!!!!
Congratulations BrianA!!! YOU ARE MY BITCH!!

Even though I'm not a fan of yours Deuce, I have to give you props for not letting all the bullshit get to you, and still keep it somewhat playful.

Nick Starr on the other hand...

BrianA · 04-05-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by deuce

Dude you are so cute!! what are you like sixteen??
Wow!! you just earned yourself a free cock in your ass....MINE!!!
This is BY FAR the gayest post ever...THATS RIGHT EVEN GAYER THAN WHAT I JUST WROTE ABOVE!!!!
Congratulations BrianA!!! YOU ARE MY BITCH!!

Deuce - you queer. I have the patented Keith Age/Sexual preference information in my signature, so you can see I'm a whole four years old than you think I am. I am not gay, so I cannot accept your small and limp cock in my ass - very sorry to disappoint. The only thing "gayer" then my posts are your idle and yawn-inducing threats to SPOOK SPOOK.

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Originally Posted by ooda

Even though I'm not a fan of yours Deuce...

Who is?

VGcigar · 04-05-2006, 12:43 AM

I have to tell you that spooky is right for once. This stuff is the best

ooda · 04-05-2006, 12:44 AM

Shit is gonna get naasty...

brianward81 · 04-05-2006, 12:46 AM

I agree with Ooda. It's good to see Deuce hold his ground and keep up the fight even though support for him looks like it's getting lower. You keep on trying Deuce.

Although I don't know how giving away free cocks in the ass is gonna help. Must be some strategy he learnt in the army.

deuce · 04-05-2006, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianA

I have the patented Keith Age/Sexual preference information in my signature, so you can see I'm a whole four years old than you think I am. I am not gay,

Keep tellin yourself that... Maybe I can set up you and spook and you can hold each other and say that as you gently hold hands and watch the sunset...

deuce · 04-05-2006, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by brianward81

Although I don't know how giving away free cocks in the ass is gonna help. Must be some strategy he learnt in the army.

Didnt learn it in the army, buddy... learnt it in RIKER'S. I feel that the best defense is a good offense, so i would go and stick my dick in anything that moved....hacks, guards, rodents...whatever.

Apple Iprod · 04-05-2006, 02:47 AM

There is an unfortuante hair removal inciddent that happened to a guy at my school. One night he passed out, drunk, at a mates house. His mates decided it would be funny to coat his entire head in a hair removal cream that basically burns the hair off. Unfortunatly for the victim, the prank got boring after 2 minutes. The poor bloke awoke to be missing all of his hair on his head including his eyeborws and eye lashes. Basically he looks like a gigantic penis. That was two years ago and now his hair is starting to grow back a little. Still, the joke kicks the shit outta the hand-in-warm-water thing

LArciniega · 04-05-2006, 03:06 AM

Deuce, Brian you both need to calm down. Deuce you would love to fulfill your gay fantasy of ramming another guy in the ass. And Brian you would love to have another notch on your belt of bi-curious guys ramming you in the ass. Your both fags, so kiss and make up. But not infront of me because thats gay.

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brianward81 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia Posts: 997	I agree with Ooda. It's good to see Deuce hold his ground and keep up the fight even though support for him looks like it's getting lower. You keep on trying Deuce. Although I don't know how giving away free cocks in the ass is gonna help. Must be some strategy he learnt in the army.
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Apple Iprod Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 50	Nair There is an unfortuante hair removal inciddent that happened to a guy at my school. One night he passed out, drunk, at a mates house. His mates decided it would be funny to coat his entire head in a hair removal cream that basically burns the hair off. Unfortunatly for the victim, the prank got boring after 2 minutes. The poor bloke awoke to be missing all of his hair on his head including his eyeborws and eye lashes. Basically he looks like a gigantic penis. That was two years ago and now his hair is starting to grow back a little. Still, the joke kicks the shit outta the hand-in-warm-water thing __________________ JD
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LArciniega Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 153	Deuce, Brian you both need to calm down. Deuce you would love to fulfill your gay fantasy of ramming another guy in the ass. And Brian you would love to have another notch on your belt of bi-curious guys ramming you in the ass. Your both fags, so kiss and make up. But not infront of me because thats gay.
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