257: Driving Me Crazy

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by teerts

warning: don't do this too much if you often receive fragile goods or they will get to know you and might play box-soccer in at the dispatch.

Oh yeah, I definitely treat anyone who is serving me with the utmost respect. And it didn't take Keith's shit chocolate shake to teach me that. I worked in a grocery store for three years and to this day I empathize with people who have to deal with asshole customers all the time. But you definitely don't try and piss off anyone who can fuck with your shit. Man, I have a filthy mouth this morning.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Man, I have a filthy mouth this morning.

No one is complaining

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

No one is complaining

I just have to make sure it doesn't spill over into RL since I'm slacking off at work as we speak. I'm pretty good at automatically censoring myself after years of talking to my mother. She still gasps if I accidentally say shit or fuck, but I'm too quick for the yardstick now!

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

I just have to make sure it doesn't spill over into RL since I'm slacking off at work as we speak. I'm pretty good at automatically censoring myself after years of talking to my mother. She still gasps if I accidentally say shit or fuck, but I'm too quick for the yardstick now!

So do you enjoy a good spanking?

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

So do you enjoy a good spanking?

Well, not from my mother. Actually, I've been known to slap some ass myself.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Well, not from my mother. Actually, I've been known to slap some ass myself.

I love asking the right question, and getting a spectacular answer....

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Thank you for the mental image.

No problem. I should also warn you, however. Sometimes I bite.

[deznice]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

No problem. I should also warn you, however. Sometimes I bite.

woof!

[benjita]

Wow. I'm not sure if I can wait another four hours to get home (when my wife gets home), or hit the bathroom right now.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Well that's ok, depending on where you bite and if it is Wednesday or not.

Please. I know better than that!

Keith discussing how proud he was when his former girlfriend's jaw would click when she went down on him was so hilarious. This just reminded me of that conversation.