2656: Jesus Is My Homo

Keith · 06-21-2017, 01:31 AM

with Matteo Lane – The Barefoot Contessa, Liza Minnelli, Katy Perry, Theresa Caputo (The Long Island Medium), and Rachael Ray; Wendy Williams vs. Whitney Houston; The Swan; Casey Jones’s final update; The Mummy; Jesus Christ’s gay tendencies; what to expect during your transition

Guest:
Matteo Lane

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Archimedes_Screw · 06-21-2017, 07:25 AM

The best boy band ever! "Elvira" gets me every time lol

snowflake · 06-21-2017, 01:31 PM

Matteo should hire himself out to leave Liza voicemail messages.
And he's right, jesus was a faggot (even tho he didn't/doesn't exist).
And he's right, fuck Ohio. Fuck it right in its pie-eating trump-supporter face. Its' big. gay. closeted. fuckface.

....love from ohio...

alex_vincent · 06-21-2017, 02:19 PM

Matteo Lane might be the show's most consistently hilarious guest. no homo

alex_vincent · 06-21-2017, 02:34 PM

FingerLakes · 06-21-2017, 02:44 PM

My absolute favorite time with Mr. Lane.

I literally LMAO'd every time he stopped the Katy interview

and I LOVE italian men from long island so i love their mothers/wives who are like the LI Medium

FingerLakes · 06-21-2017, 03:19 PM

Chris Pine, GORGEOUS?

Nicole Kidman, PORRIDGE?

I've never felt so betrayed by both of you

Sorin Markov · 06-24-2017, 11:39 AM

Ok so... the first time I listened to this episode, it brought me to a seizure like laughing fit.
I went to get some lunch and decided to listen to it a second time because it's so fucking funny.
Mid gulp of my lemonade happened around 8:30 into the episode when you guys start commenting on the Katy Perry live therapy session. I nearly and literally died when Matteo said "wait, pause! Is that Jaffar?"
I laughed, and with a huge mouthful of lemonade... I inhaled it. I was choking and couldn't breathe for a while before someone noticed and came to help and management almost called an ambulance.

So when I say, Matteo made me die laughing - it was almost literal. Someone please pass this on to him. This section has to win most ridiculous

Keith · 06-24-2017, 12:13 PM

If only there was a way to reach him...

Don't be shy; let your favorite guests know it! (They're fragile, and they need it.)

Sorin Markov · 06-24-2017, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

If only there was a way to reach him...

Don't be shy; let your favorite guests know it! (They're fragile, and they need it.)

I sent him something the other day but I didn't want to seem like a stalker sending multiple messages

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,946	2656: Jesus Is My Homo with Matteo Lane – The Barefoot Contessa, Liza Minnelli, Katy Perry, Theresa Caputo (The Long Island Medium), and Rachael Ray; Wendy Williams vs. Whitney Houston; The Swan; Casey Jones’s final update; The Mummy; Jesus Christ’s gay tendencies; what to expect during your transition Guest: Matteo Lane Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed
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snowflake Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 112	Matteo should hire himself out to leave Liza voicemail messages. And he's right, jesus was a faggot (even tho he didn't/doesn't exist). And he's right, fuck Ohio. Fuck it right in its pie-eating trump-supporter face. Its' big. gay. closeted. fuckface. ....love from ohio... dEadERest likes this.
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alex_vincent Junior Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 28	Matteo Lane might be the show's most consistently hilarious guest. no homo Scorpion, Lanfear and Apia like this.
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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	My absolute favorite time with Mr. Lane. I literally LMAO'd every time he stopped the Katy interview and I LOVE italian men from long island so i love their mothers/wives who are like the LI Medium memecherry likes this.
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Sorin Markov Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 153	Ok so... the first time I listened to this episode, it brought me to a seizure like laughing fit. I went to get some lunch and decided to listen to it a second time because it's so fucking funny. Mid gulp of my lemonade happened around 8:30 into the episode when you guys start commenting on the Katy Perry live therapy session. I nearly and literally died when Matteo said "wait, pause! Is that Jaffar?" I laughed, and with a huge mouthful of lemonade... I inhaled it. I was choking and couldn't breathe for a while before someone noticed and came to help and management almost called an ambulance. So when I say, Matteo made me die laughing - it was almost literal. Someone please pass this on to him. This section has to win most ridiculous Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 1 others like this. Last edited by Sorin Markov; 06-24-2017 at 11:53 AM.
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