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View Poll Results: Was Jesus gay?
Yes 7 15.22%
No 9 19.57%
There is no Jesus 30 65.22%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-21-2017, 10:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I tried to listen to this one on the elliptical. I had to stop after 8 minutes, between laughing at Jafar and gasping at Lindsay Lohan losing a finger.
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The therapist has a new show on viceland, I think the Katy therapy was for an intro crossover...
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Apparently its http://www.katg.com/video

which I thought was the same as the youtube channel or KATGTV so I never checked it as I usually only listen on the go. The more you know

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While I've already professed my love for Chanel Ali, and it has not waned, I have to say I think Matteo Lane is my favorite "newish" guest. Every fucking show he is on is gold. His "Flavor of the Month" set was hilarious. His wit is so fast, so brutal, and so on point...

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!
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As far as you know?

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I voted that way.

There may have been a historical person that loosely correlates to stories in the Bible. I don't care, and it doesn't much matter. It especially doesn't matter where he fell on the spectrum. The whole subject is boring. "There is no Jesus" seems to match that sentiment.
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I think Matteo Lane is my favorite "newish" guest. Every fucking show he is on is gold.
Newish in quotes covers 4 years.

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First of all, Mateo Liza Min-ellied his way into my KATG Top Ten, long ago. Love him. I get what he meant by "Jesus is Gay." But I think Chemda hit on a greater point. Which is to say, why are we thinking about Where Jesus put his dick?

This is gonna sound goofy, but I strongly feel that if, IF Jesus existed, he had to be the product of human/ alien...I dunno...union. Also the Bible makes it appear that Jesus entire purpose was anything but reproduction. He's more metaphor for what man should strive to be. Odd of course because most followers of Christ miss the point. Not judging. Sacrifice. All that.

I voted no. Cuz Jesus is and was an asexual alien.
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While I've already professed my love for Chanel Ali, and it has not waned, I have to say I think Matteo Lane is my favorite "newish" guest. Every fucking show he is on is gold. His "Flavor of the Month" set was hilarious. His wit is so fast, so brutal, and so on point...

Please Keith and Chemda; negotiate with him to do a regular spin-off bonus show. I know he's busy, and has his own things going. But c'mon... he belongs here!
Yes yes a bazillion times yes
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Matteo should hire himself out to leave Liza voicemail messages.
And he's right, jesus was a faggot (even tho he didn't/doesn't exist).
And he's right, fuck Ohio. Fuck it right in its pie-eating trump-supporter face. Its' big. gay. closeted. fuckface.

....love from ohio...
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