2674: Don’t Say It

Keith · 07-18-2017, 10:36 PM

I'm talking about the video you posted, goofball. Focus. You JUST posted it.

flerchin · 07-18-2017, 10:40 PM

It sure looks like he catches the mic stand as it's falling. I'm not following you.

Keith · 07-18-2017, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by flerchin

It sure looks like he catches the mic stand as it's falling. I'm not following you.

You're following.

Jo_Culprit · 07-19-2017, 02:28 AM

What a great episode, I've heard Ari on a lot of other shows before but it's never as fun as when he's on KatG.

PsychoLoco · 07-19-2017, 04:23 AM

I don't want to go so far as to say that someone that says a racist comment when drunk is racist, but I do believe that drunk people do stuff that is true to their nature.

Anecdotal Evidence

1) Keith Mark Malley: While I've only been listening since 2009 (but I've listened to every episode and I'm a fan of all 13 years), I don't recall a single instance of someone complaining that Keith was "out of character" because he was drunk. Keith is just highly unfiltered when he drinks. Yeah, he shits on casino couches and yells way too personal questions at people that can't handle their alcohol, but that's why we listen. It's Keith unleashed. Maybe the new MNIK could be just Keith getting drunk, yelling at sober guests, and then roasting them for giving less-than-drunk responses.

2) Me: I'm no stranger to alcohol. I have a few drinks at times (even as I type), or get buzzed, or have a bit too much, or about once a year wake up and have to ask my wife how we got home. However, I'm 41 and I've NEVER gotten into a fight, been asked to leave a bar/restaurant/party, or had to apologize for something I don't recall "because I was drunk." On the few occasions I got "blackout" drunk, I actually get calls the next day with people laughing. "Dude, you picked Ivan's wife up on the dance floor, put her knees over your shoulders, and swung her around like you were about to do a hammer throw." "Man, that was hilarious! You made us all walk through McDonald's drive through behind you and make engine noises so you could get a milkshake." Those are the stories I hear when I drink too much.

It may not be universally true, but I believe that good-hearted people that get a little too drunk on occasion don't cause many problems.

punk'n · 07-19-2017, 09:06 AM

I met R. Kelly at a mall when I was 13. He asked me to come back to his hotel with him. I believe all this stuff.

stryfe · 07-19-2017, 10:53 AM

God damn whenever Ari is on the show is Aces 10!

Enunciated Piffle · 07-19-2017, 11:55 AM

Shia has million dollar lawyers but can't afford a pack of smokes. Weak bro.

memecherry · 07-19-2017, 01:40 PM

Ari is a manipulative pig, but I still would vote for him for president vs our current one...

Ari 4 Prez

Mermaid · 07-19-2017, 05:45 PM

He is the literal worst.

He isn't smart nor charming. Just the worst.

Rapey, predatory and racist.

"That's a black thing"

Nope.

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07-18-2017, 10:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,545	I'm talking about the video you posted, goofball. Focus. You JUST posted it. memecherry and Scorpion like this.
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07-18-2017, 10:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	It sure looks like he catches the mic stand as it's falling. I'm not following you.
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07-19-2017, 02:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jo_Culprit Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: St Lucia Posts: 462	What a great episode, I've heard Ari on a lot of other shows before but it's never as fun as when he's on KatG. Keith, Scorpion and Apia like this.
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07-19-2017, 04:23 AM	#15 (permalink)
PsychoLoco Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Ukraine Posts: 316	Chemda is spot on with "In Vino Veritas" I don't want to go so far as to say that someone that says a racist comment when drunk is racist, but I do believe that drunk people do stuff that is true to their nature. Anecdotal Evidence 1) Keith Mark Malley: While I've only been listening since 2009 (but I've listened to every episode and I'm a fan of all 13 years), I don't recall a single instance of someone complaining that Keith was "out of character" because he was drunk. Keith is just highly unfiltered when he drinks. Yeah, he shits on casino couches and yells way too personal questions at people that can't handle their alcohol, but that's why we listen. It's Keith unleashed. Maybe the new MNIK could be just Keith getting drunk, yelling at sober guests, and then roasting them for giving less-than-drunk responses. 2) Me: I'm no stranger to alcohol. I have a few drinks at times (even as I type), or get buzzed, or have a bit too much, or about once a year wake up and have to ask my wife how we got home. However, I'm 41 and I've NEVER gotten into a fight, been asked to leave a bar/restaurant/party, or had to apologize for something I don't recall "because I was drunk." On the few occasions I got "blackout" drunk, I actually get calls the next day with people laughing. "Dude, you picked Ivan's wife up on the dance floor, put her knees over your shoulders, and swung her around like you were about to do a hammer throw." "Man, that was hilarious! You made us all walk through McDonald's drive through behind you and make engine noises so you could get a milkshake." Those are the stories I hear when I drink too much. It may not be universally true, but I believe that good-hearted people that get a little too drunk on occasion don't cause many problems. Apia likes this. __________________
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Mermaid Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Eating a moonpie Posts: 611	He is the literal worst. He isn't smart nor charming. Just the worst. Rapey, predatory and racist. "That's a black thing" Nope. memecherry, Scorpion, thirteen and 2 others like this.
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