2738: Father Figures

[Michael's Servant]

with Carmen Lynch, Chanel Ali, and Amber Rollo — A congressional candidate’s space alien abduction; Carmen’s live-in boyfriend is also a father; biological vs. adopted kids; Anthony Weiner shamelessly on crowded public subway; new (gross) Harvey Weinstein accusations include food; dead parents; stripper tricks

Guests:
Amber Rollo


Carmen Lynch


Chanel Ali



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[snowflake]

"the undone cake" sounds like a children's book, used for explaining miscairrages to children.

and sorry, but i disagree. most women who breed don't become better people. they just become self righteous and intollorable. breeding is not implicitly moral or righteous. if you're a cunt and have a baby then you're just a cunt with responsibilities.

but i think Chanel would make a really cute silly baby. i support.

[g001dfinger]

Regarding the plethora of noisemakers surrounding Chemda, I feel your pain Keith. 12.5 yrs...

[AstoriaGirl]

Originally Posted by snowflake

"the undone cake" sounds like a children's book, used for explaining miscairrages to children.

and sorry, but i disagree. most women who breed don't become better people. they just become self righteous and intollorable. breeding is not implicitly moral or righteous. if you're a cunt and have a baby then you're just a cunt with responsibilities.

but i think Chanel would make a really cute silly baby. i support.

Ahhh calling women who have children "breeders"... classy

[Archimedes_Screw]

I really enjoyed the special guest Blue Man Group.

[Archimedes_Screw]

I adopted two awesome cake batters.

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw

I adopted two awesome cake batters.

I have my own cake batter, he is awesome as well. He is 7 loves construction equipment and the other day he was pretending to be a dump truck.
Ivan: <Beep><Beep> <walking backward>
Me: Um, whats up Ivan.
Ivan: I have to dump trash Daddy. <Beep> <Beep> <walks backward into the bathroom, drops his pants and makes noise like a truck is dumping while he takes a dump>
Me: <laughed so hard I had to sit down>

Shout out to cake batters everywhere!

[Archimedes_Screw]

Excellent episode! Love this podcast so much. Thank you guys.

[snowflake]

Originally Posted by AstoriaGirl

Ahhh calling women who have children "breeders"... classy

i reffer to anyone who breeds as breeders, more of from a gay pov then a meninist one (those fuck bois ruin everything). i also refer to myself as snowflake. i'm not classy.

but i didn't think this was so offense, i mean if you ARE breeding, wouldn't it make you a breeder? how is that more offensive then cake batter?

edit: lol i just found out that the gay guys who sell my office lunch called one of the guys here (who is a dad) a breeder! HA! he so is! he's like 5 cake-batters! and they're supah cute!

POST EDIT: wtf i reread my post, i didn't even use the term breeder, i said to breed, as in procreate. why you so mad broh? sorry, i'll saying "people who prefer to pass a fetus" next time, is that better?

POST POST edit. re my original post. ok, MOST mom's aren't mean or bad that's not what i was saying and I THINK that's part of Astoriagirls' beef? my point was that i don't think mean people become better for being parents, they become abusive parents. People like Apia are clearly loving caring aware people, so having a baby (aka breeding) would result in what she said was a deepening of her love and an expansion of her compassion. A love like no other. But I stand by my statement that having kids doesn't make you a good person. But good people someitmes have children.

look i just want everybody to be ok.

[FingerLakes]

I've never been to a strip club. I have friends who used to go kinda regularly. When I would hang out with them they would keep trying to get me to go to a club with them, knowing I'm gay, because "it would be so fun."

I hate spending money and don't care about naked women, so I asked why I would even want to go, and one guy said "You know, you can go to the VIP room pay a little extra and get a, ya know *makes O-face.* I said I'd only go If I got to go in the back with them and watch them get dry humped until they jizzed in their pants. They stopped asking me after that