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Old 12-08-2017, 02:44 PM   #21 (permalink)
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No, but if there is an outcome where everyone leaves happy and fulfilled, and I can achieve that outcome, it sort-of is my job to achieve it. It's probably not a coincidence that I planned and executed like 95% of the dates I've been on.
This came off as gross to me.

Sounds like you are playing a video game and you found that using this strategy gets you the most bonuses at the end of the stage....ew...
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Old 12-08-2017, 03:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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People tend to have a negative reaction when they hear that, even if it saved their life. I guess I should expect it.
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Old 12-08-2017, 03:25 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Before Dustin Hoffman slapped Meryl Streep she had never won an Oscar.

After Dustin Hoffman slapped Meryl Streep she won literally ALL of the Oscars.

Coincidence?

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Old 12-08-2017, 03:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"Through which i can smell her wet pussy" sounds like something the unsub would say on Criminal minds to justify why he cut 10 women into pieces and put them in holes along the northeastern coast. I've never heard anyone say that to me in my life... lol.
The woman's freshly washed and delectable cunt waft almost shimmered in the room, your honor, and it literally spoke of love and anger demanding my throbbing cock to expose its sins. The teeth of my pants could no longer contain the demands of her seemingly pulsating twat echoing my morning masturbating rituals as the woman's internal silent emotions needed healed. So I fucked her. Yeah. Okay. Guilty.
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Old 12-08-2017, 03:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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The woman's freshly washed and delectable cunt waft almost shimmered in the room, your honor, and it literally spoke of love and anger demanding my throbbing cock to expose its sins. The teeth of my pants could no longer contain the demands of her seemingly pulsating twat echoing my morning masturbating rituals. So I fucked her. Yeah. Okay. Guilty.
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Old 12-08-2017, 05:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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He should slap some other actors for a scientific study and see if they win something.
Frankly I think the actors who should be the most outraged are those who worked with him without receiving the gift of a slapping.

Did you also notice before he sexually harrassed that 17 year old she was but a lowly assistant and afterward she became a successful producer?
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Old 12-08-2017, 05:56 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Fair enough. In the back of my head, that's how I'm thinking about most social situations. Anticipating needs and desires. Constructing a probability-weighted outcome matrix and choose the optimal solutions.

People tend to have a negative reaction when they hear that, even if it saved their life. I guess I should expect it.

Thanks everyone. Lots to think about.
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
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OK. How about if a guy (with whom some kissing and touching has occurred) asks to have a shower and then comes out with a towel around with waist and an erection but doesn't mention it at all and talk normally.

EDIT: I think a lot of this stuff is in the timing. There's a big difference between doing something like that when sex is the next natural step rather than out-of-the-blue.

DOUBLE EDIT: Is it OK for a woman to come back in a silk robe, through which I can smell her wet pussy? That's the equivalent. Physical threat is the only difference and we've established trust by retiring to an intimate location.

TRIPLE EDIT: Did I steal this from Keith?
A woman can rarely rape you with her wet pussy.

A man can usually rape you with his erect penis...

THAT's the difference....

(also you can rarely "smell a wet pussy out of the shower" you can ALWAYS "see a hard dick in a towel")
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:10 PM   #29 (permalink)
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This came off as gross to me.

Sounds like you are playing a video game and you found that using this strategy gets you the most bonuses at the end of the stage....ew...
Sexy level power up +5
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Grab them by the pussy -5
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:13 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Genuine LOLs. You got me. My messiah complex is a lot worse than that.

I also believe deep down that I have the magical ability and responsibility to heal women's emotional scars through the power of full-body orgasms.

EDIT: Good night all. It's been a very illuminating evening.
Your messiah complex is worse than you even know...

NOOOOO!!!!!! You (and every other person with a sex organ) have ZERO magical anything to heal anything, emotional scar or otherwise, EXCEPT for being horny via full body orgasms...

YOU ARE NOT THAT FUCKING SPECIAL - ANNNDDDD - WE HEAL OUR OWN SCARS YOU FUCK FACE ---- IT'S RARELY VIA FUCKING
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