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Before Dustin Hoffman slapped Meryl Streep she had never won an Oscar.
After Dustin Hoffman slapped Meryl Streep she won literally ALL of the Oscars. Coincidence? Last edited by Bucho; 12-08-2017 at 09:04 PM. Reason: Literally spelled literally wrong |
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The woman's freshly washed and delectable cunt waft almost shimmered in the room, your honor, and it literally spoke of love and anger demanding my throbbing cock to expose its sins. The teeth of my pants could no longer contain the demands of her seemingly pulsating twat echoing my morning masturbating rituals as the woman's internal silent emotions needed healed. So I fucked her. Yeah. Okay. Guilty.
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Did you also notice before he sexually harrassed that 17 year old she was but a lowly assistant and afterward she became a successful producer? |
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A man can usually rape you with his erect penis... THAT's the difference.... (also you can rarely "smell a wet pussy out of the shower" you can ALWAYS "see a hard dick in a towel") |
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Timing on sexy time +7 Moving on her like a bitch -2 Grab them by the pussy -5 |
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NOOOOO!!!!!! You (and every other person with a sex organ) have ZERO magical anything to heal anything, emotional scar or otherwise, EXCEPT for being horny via full body orgasms... YOU ARE NOT THAT FUCKING SPECIAL - ANNNDDDD - WE HEAL OUR OWN SCARS YOU FUCK FACE ---- IT'S RARELY VIA FUCKING Last edited by memecherry; 12-08-2017 at 08:16 PM. |
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