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Old 12-08-2017, 08:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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The woman's freshly washed and delectable cunt waft almost shimmered in the room, your honor, and it literally spoke of love and anger demanding my throbbing cock to expose its sins. The teeth of my pants could no longer contain the demands of her seemingly pulsating twat echoing my morning masturbating rituals as the woman's internal silent emotions needed healed. So I fucked her. Yeah. Okay. Guilty.
"I moved on her like a bitch"
"You can grab them by the pussy"
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Kinda worried about Carmen. She lived with Pat Dixon for how long? and now moving in with this guy?

She's not good at picking men.
Takes a long time to shake off that internalized misogyny that brain washes you into wanting to be in relationships like this...

I'm on a break from relationships because I have such a sad pattern of bad choices. SO much happier alone right now & thriving more than I have in years with my personal & professional endeavors.
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:27 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I have listened to pretty much every episodes, most of them in parts because that's what travel or other issues force me to do.

But there are ones that I need to voluntary stop because I know I will need time to digest the bullshit. This is definitely one one them.

I'm 15 minutes in and I'm mad at this dude already, happy to see I'm no alone.

And I need to bash myself over the head HARD because one of my first thoughts was 'how did Carmen allow him to walk straight into that '

ugh ugh ugh how can he feel so confident and happy to volunteer that story at any point in time but specifically now?
I'm fully with Marcia 'Men are scum'
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:33 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I really hope a certain lady in a certain relationship really examines the man she is with.....

ESPECIALLY how he recollects his actions....

That many of us know are FUCKED UP.

- I reunited with an ex recently that used to pressure me into many things I thought I wanted... during this latest reunion...
- I burst out crying after he started giving me hints of things I need to do with myself regarding my looks
- "Why are you crying, you used to love dressing up for me"
- "Because that is what I related to you loving me, being your Barbie doll"

Just cause women laughed, and still laugh about previous fucked up experiences = doesn't mean they aren't still fucked up experiences...
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Old 12-08-2017, 08:35 PM   #35 (permalink)
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KATG - "Why don't you do this anymore?"

Fuck Face - "Cause I'm too old"


NOT cause it's fucking WRONG

Run Carmen, RUUNNNNN
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Old 12-08-2017, 10:15 PM   #36 (permalink)
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He said some shit about Dustin Hoffman like "that just sounds like a man enjoying his power, albeit in a sexual way" and damn, this and everything else shows he's a long way from understanding.

Cringeworthy episode. Also that one comic needed an explicit tag on it, yeezus christ that's fucked.
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Old 12-08-2017, 10:27 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I haven't but my friend Boris told me in college that he used to go to the bathroom during a date, jerk off a bit, return with an erection popping out his pants and say "Now what do we do with this?"

At the time I thought that was super hot because I wanted him to do that to me.

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Old 12-09-2017, 06:03 AM   #38 (permalink)
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This is pure entitlement.
pig. of course he thinks he wasn't threatening, most rapists think "we both had a good time and everyone was ok with it" and idgaf if he had six beers and low self esteem- if she did too then she may not say no if she WANTED to say no.

also yeah, dix are literally used as weapons. men are threatening because you are armed at all times in my mind. and no matter how hard i may train if i train, your prolly stronger than me.

if someone i hadn't had sex with yet, especially if we hadn't kissed,did that i'd laugh. i'd LAUGH OUT OF FEAR AND DISCOMFORT. then kick that bitch out.

when i was assaulted by a coworker i didn't say anything cuz everyone thought we were flirting- cuz he'd hit on me and i -being a hostess in a restuarant who needed her job- would laugh loudly. cuz i was nervous.

put this asshole on the spread sheet. and carmen, come on, get out now.

POST EDIT: SCARED? "IN MY MIND IT WAS CONSENSUAL?" "IT WAS A PARTY?" SAID EVERY RAPIST EVER. who is this, brock turner gtfo!
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where do i post for katguhs i can't find it because i'm blind angry

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John Reynolds — The Naked Bathroom Trick;

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Where do we post this as MOST SHOCKING for 2017, John Reynolds admits to predatory behavior. especially since he says something about people being too walking on egg shells right now. OUR RAPISTS AND PREDATORS ARE BEING HELD ACCOUNTABLE. if that threatens you, you might be one too.

It's like if you think there are some good nazis...your a nazi sympathizer at best. Fuuuuuuuuuck you.
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Old 12-09-2017, 06:29 AM   #40 (permalink)
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oh my god, everytime John Reynolds or Dustin Hoffman speak my jaw drops wider!

OH JUST IN CASE its from shock not cuz i want a dick in my mouth. I don't want anyone to misconstrue my mouth being open as consent because i didn't explicitly say i don't want a dick in it.

THIS is why i need fucking counseling. I'm trying to get back in to dating after a year. and all i can think about is the numerous assaults and rapes i've expierienced and how ok men are with their abuses of power. fuck you. "everyone was ok" fuck you. i'm STILL not ok.
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