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Old 01-01-2018, 12:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2780: Jesus Christmas

with Brother Love and Sarah Tomek — Brolo and Sarah’s 2nd wedding anniversary; Brolo’s commercial library; proving Jesus Christ is real; a church that passes out joints to worshippers; a menorah burns down a house and kills a wife and 3 kids; Donald Trump allows us to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, and he changes the presidential momento coin; the Times Square ball; drunk man hijacks an ambulance thinking its his Audi; New Yorker names kids Winner and Loser to opposite results; Mexican man has 1½-foot-long penis; man has uncontrollable orgasms every time he lies down

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Old 01-01-2018, 03:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yey, a new show!
2017 was a great year for me, and I hope 2018 will be good as well.

- still happily married to my hot Software Ingenieur husband
- kids are healthy and most time fun
- I got a raise of about 1000 dollars a month
- I'm fit and I look good

Please don't hate me.
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Old 01-01-2018, 07:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The cheat code for Brolo is Israel, southern Christians have a positive hard-on for Israel and telling them you are from there will likely get you a right on. But they may expect you to be pro Trump because they are confused and think Trump is a Christian
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I absolutely can't identify a person as Jewish or not. There is a synagogue down the street from my childhood home, so obviously there were Jewish people around. But I would never know who is who.

Now that I'm older I'm almost certain I had a Jewish stepdad for a few years. At the time I just assumed he was super lightskinned cause he had a curly fro. (I was 5)

I would see Chemda's face and think "she's from somewhere hot. Probably the middle east. But maybe northern India." and would probably assume Muslim as your religion cause thats more common down here.
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Old 01-02-2018, 10:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I can't either. Unless a person wears some traditional piece of clothing, no. I might think "middle eastern". But Amy Shumer is Jewish and so is Iliza Shlesinger.
Or Abby from broad city. They look completely different.
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Yey, a new show!
2017 was a great year for me, and I hope 2018 will be good as well.

- still happily married to my hot Software Ingenieur husband
- kids are healthy and most time fun
- I got a raise of about 1000 dollars a month
- I'm fit and I look good

Please don't hate me.
LUV YOU... it's myself I hate the most...
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that resse's pieces commercial was my fave

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Keith, I was in bar on Christmas and saw that the Steelers were kicking the asses of the [other team]. I thought of you fondly,
As I often do on these cold nights
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Old 01-02-2018, 01:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LUV YOU... it's myself I hate the most...
When I was younger I disliked myself. But I got over it completely.
And that's how.
I realized, I'm just a person. Like you or my husband, or Chemda or Mermaid, or Keith or FingerLakes.

I don't hate anyone of those people or judge them non stop. Why should I do it to MYSELF?
I'm not special, I'm just human.

I'm ok. Like you.
And hating yourself is lots of work. Do something better with this energy.
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And hating yourself is lots of work. Do something better with this energy.
That was very nice of you to say.

But to be clear it's really easy and not much work at all. You could say it comes naturally.
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That was very nice of you to say.

But to be clear it's really easy and not much work at all. You could say it comes naturally.
When you get over it you gain very much energy and peace, you never knew it was possible.
Just think you are a normal, lovable person. It's just chance that you are exactly who you are with those parents and those genes.
You are good in some things and bad in others. That's fine. That's everyone.Be nice to others and work on yourself and in the meantime, you are enough.

That's how I'm very in peace with myself without thinking I'm some superhuman.
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