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Old 03-19-2018, 09:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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on further reflection, i think we're asking the wrong question. binaries are problematic just in general.

boys, who has the biggest flaccid dick in this room? like, step up if your everyday ding dong is like a cat toy all us ladies wanna bat around like pretty kitties.
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Old 03-19-2018, 11:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm at work, shrieking as Keith reads the letter from mother to daughter. I thought I was capable of some pretty questionable decisions. Fucking yikes. Daughter, burn the house down and leave the state.


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Old 03-19-2018, 04:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Please have Ashley back! Excellent guest.
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Old 03-19-2018, 05:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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on further reflection, i think we're asking the wrong question. binaries are problematic just in general.

boys, who has the biggest flaccid dick in this room? like, step up if your everyday ding dong is like a cat toy all us ladies wanna bat around like pretty kitties.
When I was younger I didn't care so much, because I mostly had sex out of an obligation, but now I enjoy and admire a pretty, big dick.
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Old 03-19-2018, 05:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Honestly, when I was 20 I thought I could as well not have sex at all. I had a boyfriend who was too forceful and I didn't like it.

I thought I might be asexual or so. Then I broke up with him and in the process I went home with an other guy ( from the club)
Making out with him and sex felt so hot I couldn't believe it. I noticed I just wasn't into my ex who always wanted to force me into stuff and not asexual at all.

I was into dicks and sex, just not into him! Hallelujah.

I need some kind of agency and control, otherwise I'm out.
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Old 03-19-2018, 05:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I'm at work, shrieking as Keith reads the letter from mother to daughter. I thought I was capable of some pretty questionable decisions. Fucking yikes. Daughter, burn the house down and leave the state.


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Just leave the state. Don't kill your parents.
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Old 03-20-2018, 04:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Hi, from your resident nasty whore, terrible mother here.

I guess my previous post didn't come across as funny as I thought it was about Andrea's description of the sex club.

The daughter had asked about the clubs before and I had never been able to give her an accurate description because, again, that would be weird. And Andrea did a really great job of what the feeling is like in the club.

And, Newsy, really? Burn the house down because people had sex in it? You got the part where she was asked to leave for the weekend before we had parties? Never been arrested for that "questionable" decision.

And, Ashley, really? You felt violated seeing tits at a swinger's convention? Come on, you delicate darling. That's like walking into a strip club and being surprised.

And, Keith, really? We were there for her 21st birthday in April last year. Don't make it sound like she's a child that I'm talking to.

I sure don't remember my first conversation with you being, "Hey, I've got permission to fuck you", but, no worries, y'all are safe.

It's easy to talk a big game about treating your children like people and having authentic relationships with them, but I've done it. And they are awesome, kind humans that don't judge just to judge.

Anyway, thanks again, Andrea. Your description was a gift for this fan.

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Old 03-20-2018, 04:46 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Have I mentioned how much I love the forums? So fucking great! Seriously though, I firmly believe that if my parents were a little bit kinky they would've been happier.
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Old 03-20-2018, 05:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hi, from your resident nasty whore, terrible mother here.
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And, Newsy, really? Burn the house down because people had sex in it? You got the part where she was asked to leave for the weekend before we had parties? Never been arrested for that "questionable" decision.

And, Keith, really? We were there for her 21st birthday in April last year. Don't make it sound like she's a child that I'm talking to.
I'm going to assume that Newsy didn't actually mean for your daughter to burn your house down. But who knows. I wouldn't want to assume. For the record, your daughter should not, in fact, burn your house down, and I'm happy to let her know. Even though she can handle frank sex talk, she might not know if she should burn down her childhood home.

Also, I know your daughter was raised well. That doesn't change that it IS funny to hear a mom tell her daughter that a described sex club is what her basement was like when she was out innocently with friends.

C'mon naw.
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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That doesn't change that it IS funny to hear a mom tell her daughter that a described sex club is what her basement was like when she was out innocently with friends.

C'mon naw.
I thought so when I made the post.
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