284: Spawn

Stranger678 · 06-09-2006, 12:09 PM

You guys are getting janked on those ads, as a new listener, I have ben downloadig the backlog in chunks, and the last thirtydownloads all got the trinity ad tacked on to the front.
So you have me listen to thirty of their ads (fake fights make me want to fake drink, is a great fucking line) but since I am not in debt and don't call the company, you don't get paid, that's shit.

I'll buy a H.U.A.R. shirt to make it up to you.

MichaelG · 06-09-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Stranger678

(fake fights make me want to fake drink, is a great fucking line)

Keet Dad taught him how to fake smoke too.

mali · 06-09-2006, 12:43 PM

LifeGems

They create gemstones from carbon that's captured during the cremation of human remains, or they can capture the carbon from a lock of hair. The amount of hair collected from a standard guy's haircut is more than enough to create a gem.

6 months to create a yellow diamond. 9 months for a blue diamond.
Other Finished Gems

Attachment 1200
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pleyden · 06-09-2006, 12:52 PM

Robots can replicate... Its only a matter of time now!

http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/...elfrep.ws.html

baffled · 06-09-2006, 12:58 PM

No it's okay... Chemda's story about the hot Jewish girls taking it up the ass has put the Robot Death Army on entirely the wrong track for replication.

DanClass · 06-09-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mali

LifeGems

They create gemstones from carbon that's captured during the cremation of human remains, or they can capture the carbon from a lock of hair. The amount of hair collected from a standard guy's haircut is more than enough to create a gem.

6 months to create a yellow diamond. 9 months for a blue diamond.
Other Finished Gems

Attachment 1200
Attachment 1201

holy shit

i am both disturbed and fascinated

MichaelG · 06-09-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DanClass

holy shit

i am both disturbed and fascinated

Are you going to get a haircut, or kill your wife?

benjita · 06-09-2006, 01:32 PM

...not to mention broke if you actually buy one of those.

Rhian · 06-09-2006, 01:48 PM

I still can't get the idea of wearing a loved one all the time. I see the sentiment - but if my husband goes before I do, to wear him as jewlery is a bit creepy.

MichaelG · 06-09-2006, 01:58 PM

What about rings made from bone chips

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4070522.stm

If you lose it, you can just grow another.

06-09-2006, 12:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stranger678 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Yuma, AZ Posts: 105	You guys are getting janked on those ads, as a new listener, I have ben downloadig the backlog in chunks, and the last thirtydownloads all got the trinity ad tacked on to the front. So you have me listen to thirty of their ads (fake fights make me want to fake drink, is a great fucking line) but since I am not in debt and don't call the company, you don't get paid, that's shit. I'll buy a H.U.A.R. shirt to make it up to you.
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06-09-2006, 12:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
mali Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 936	Run Down on Diamonds LifeGems They create gemstones from carbon that's captured during the cremation of human remains, or they can capture the carbon from a lock of hair. The amount of hair collected from a standard guy's haircut is more than enough to create a gem. 6 months to create a yellow diamond. 9 months for a blue diamond. Other Finished Gems Attachment 1200 Attachment 1201 Last edited by mali; 02-20-2007 at 11:12 PM.
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06-09-2006, 12:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
pleyden Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1	Robots can replicate... Its only a matter of time now! http://www.news.cornell.edu/stories/...elfrep.ws.html
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06-09-2006, 12:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
baffled Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Darkened Room, Old Europe Posts: 46	No it's okay... Chemda's story about the hot Jewish girls taking it up the ass has put the Robot Death Army on entirely the wrong track for replication.
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benjita Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan's Middle Finger Posts: 693	...not to mention broke if you actually buy one of those.
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06-09-2006, 01:48 PM	#19 (permalink)
Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	I still can't get the idea of wearing a loved one all the time. I see the sentiment - but if my husband goes before I do, to wear him as jewlery is a bit creepy.
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06-09-2006, 01:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	What about rings made from bone chips http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4070522.stm If you lose it, you can just grow another.
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