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Old 04-10-2018, 05:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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My first date with me Apia was shitty. He was a total introvert and a wasp bite me in my hand. And still.
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:32 PM   #22 (permalink)
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fuck, dude, i'm not sure what it says about my sweet Bear that he hasn't run screaming from me every step of the way. our first date was my childhood BFF's wedding wherein i was maid of honor. ta-da! i threw him into the deep end of people who know me while i was doing bride stuff in the bridal suite before the ceremony. the man is unflappable.
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:34 PM   #23 (permalink)
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of note, this was after i'd moved in.
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Not to one-up you, but I save the initial conversation AND the first picture I masturbate to.
I don't think I could masturbate to pictures. Maybe just the pictures that movie like in Harry Potter world. Or pictures that move continuously like on Pornhub
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Old 04-10-2018, 05:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I don't think I could masturbate to pictures. Maybe just the pictures that movie like in Harry Potter world. Or pictures that move continuously like on Pornhub
If you REALLY like her you could print that pic, jizz upon it and then place it in a cute shadow box and give it to her at your wedding.
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Old 04-10-2018, 06:16 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I do that now just in case. Iíll tell The One that I always knew.

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Old 04-10-2018, 08:09 PM   #27 (permalink)
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How would one go about romancing a man on the first date?
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:30 PM   #28 (permalink)
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The exact same thing, right?

If I mentioned an inexpensive candy, bring it. No one loses.
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Old 04-10-2018, 08:43 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Makes sense.
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Old 04-10-2018, 10:24 PM   #30 (permalink)
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My first date with me Apia was shitty. He was a total introvert and a wasp bite me in my hand. And still.
"Argh me Apia!"
Now you're a pirate couple in my head
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