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View Poll Results: LADIE'S ONLY: Do you love outlaws?
Yes 10 31.25%
No 3 9.38%
I am not a ladie 19 59.38%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 05-10-2018, 06:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Haha!
I get an idea, you can see it it my eyes, and I need a reality check.
you and i should hang out and not reality check each other at all.
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Old 05-10-2018, 06:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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What I do.
For example:

When we were in Crete I made friends with an abused dog, she was chained to a fence and had no shelter at all, standing all day in the sun.
I contacted animal rescue groups, but I did not work out with them, so one night, after we were already somewhere else, I rode back 2 hours and have stolen this big German Shepherd mix in the night from the sheep farm.
Our hotel allowed dogs, so we just surprisingly had a dog the next day. I cleaned her in the shower and I have found a home for her with a German travel guide, luckily. I named her Melli. i still get pictures.
It was a good thing but also pretty dangerous, I can’t speak Greek and I obviously went to the farm to steal the dog. I just took of her collar and packed her in the car at 12 pm in the middle of nowhere. I left them a drawing of a dog dying of a heat stroke in place of the dog.
Luckily our suite had 2 rooms, so I just stayed in the other room with the dog.


Or.
I know a lot about mushrooms you can eat and started studying magic mushrooms. With books and self experiments.
Start slowly and see if something happens.
Be sure it’s not one where you can die from. Trust yourself.
It worked very well last year.






I need a partner who I can ask : how dangerous is the thing I’m doing? On a scale on 1 to 10? Don’t say 10 please.
And I know I’m a mother with a real job. Nice try Mr. Apia.
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Old 05-10-2018, 06:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I obviously went to the farm to steal the dog.
…i love you.
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Old 05-10-2018, 08:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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…i love you.
and Mr Apia is a mench, he crushed me in cornhole and i fed him Indian food and the NBA
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Or. We were in Naples, Italy. I was even pregnant with with child 2. The traffic is extremely chaotic there. I was driving. Two guys on one motorbike started chasing me and told me to stop.
They said they were policemen and wanted my drivers license and money for something.
I said: you don't look like policemen at all. You are two guys on a bike and your documents look like bad photocopies. Bye.
And I drove away in very heavy and chaotic traffic. There was even a funeral procession in all of it.
They chased me and were joined by a real looking policeman. I stopped. Fake guy nr 1 said: " is he real enough for you woman? " I said, it's fine.
I told the real police guy that I didn't trust the fake guys and wasn't sure what was going on. And yes I played the pregnant card. He just said : show me your ID and you are free to go.
Fake guys looked very disappointed. I'm sure that was some kind of scam and the police was somehow on it.
I was glad to.have a calm person with me.
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I was glad to.have a calm person with me.
Mr Apia is unnervingly calm and tall where he could give a Werner Herzog/former-Stasi hit man vibe
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Old 05-10-2018, 02:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Outlaws

I’ve voted yes but I don’t know what an outlaw is
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Old 05-10-2018, 05:46 PM   #18 (permalink)
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rowdy, sexy motherfuckers that don't give a flip about nothin'. bonus points for motorcycles and sunglasses. you can't truly love an outlaw. they belong to the road. and to women named Brandy.
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rowdy, sexy motherfuckers that don't give a flip about nothin'. bonus points for motorcycles and sunglasses. you can't truly love an outlaw. they belong to the road. and to women named Brandy.
Nice description.
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Old 05-11-2018, 02:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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rowdy, sexy motherfuckers that don't give a flip about nothin'. bonus points for motorcycles and sunglasses. you can't truly love an outlaw. they belong to the road. and to women named Brandy.
Where do I change my name
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