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Old 09-06-2018, 01:48 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I got them bad knees. What's a good knee even like?

This summer I took a road trip with Mrs BadKnees and the kids. We shared a hotel room with the kids and sometimes we'd want to get frisky. So we'd sneak into the bathroom and lock the door to avoid any interruptions/future therapy bills. Just as I bent the Mrs over and began penetrating, my foot slipped on the bathroom tile and I dislocated my left knee, which caused me to shift my weight to my right and dislocate my right knee. I collapsed and cut my elbow on something on the way down. The excruciating pain caused me to black out and the last thing I saw was my wife's stunned face, and my own raging boner.

So anyway, knees are stupid.
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Old 09-06-2018, 07:43 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I got them bad knees. What's a good knee even like?

This summer I took a road trip with Mrs BadKnees and the kids. We shared a hotel room with the kids and sometimes we'd want to get frisky. So we'd sneak into the bathroom and lock the door to avoid any interruptions/future therapy bills. Just as I bent the Mrs over and began penetrating, my foot slipped on the bathroom tile and I dislocated my left knee, which caused me to shift my weight to my right and dislocate my right knee. I collapsed and cut my elbow on something on the way down. The excruciating pain caused me to black out and the last thing I saw was my wife's stunned face, and my own raging boner.

So anyway, knees are stupid.
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Old 09-07-2018, 02:05 PM   #33 (permalink)
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So anyway, knees are stupid.
I love that you made this account to say this to us, genuinely.
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Old 09-07-2018, 07:43 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Keith is spot on with physicians are universally incompetent.

The governmentís expansion to control the type and amount of medications available to the public. Because we all know how to begin and caring government behaves. This is not to mention the increase in cost for medical care with more regulations and paperwork. Just look at the impact of Obama Careís " never-ending attack on the profession from the government, insurance companies, and lawyers Ö progressively intrusive and usually unproductive rules and regulations," topped by an electronic health record mandate that produces nothing more than "billing and legal documents" ó and degraded medicine.

Most Physicians are incapable of logically thinking and solving real-world problems. Theyíve lived a bubble their entire life. The physician path is only possible with Mommy/Daddy paying the way/supporting their time in school as an average student. A four-year party at expensive undergrad school and then off to med school for 3 to 4 years. First-year memorizing basic science/anatomy and does nothing to train or test a person to make logical informed medical treatment. The second year is an overview of the principles of respiratory, cardiovascular and general.

We know basic models/checklists outperform experts especially physicians. So you want to reduce medical costs have an experienced nurse enter responses to questions from patients into an AI type program like IBM Watson to determine the best treatment and medications.
I had my current Neurologist ask me ďhow long did it take you to realize Dr. X was an idiot.Ē Dr. X was my previous neurologist, and he was right but forgot to include himself. Because of my infusion treatments were taking down twice by the FDA. They now require an MRI with contrast every six months and blood work. They force you to have an office visit every three months or no refills meds. The contrast with the MRI is poisonous and not necessary.
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Old 09-07-2018, 07:48 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Adderall/(Amphetamine Salts) 1/2 off Sale

I usually disagree with Keith, but he also got this right. Quality of life is a critical component when the all mighty Dr is ordering medication.
BS media crap propaganda on opioid epidemic.

Vicodin, addiction does not sneak up and no opioid epidemic.

No Adderall/(Amphetamine Salts) is available, and it does not cost 25 per pill. And not one person became addicted to Adderall at the Neuro clinic.
On a personal level, I take Adderall/(Amphetamine Salts) daily and sometimes modafinil. With Multiple Sclerosis for me, there is brain atrophy creating daily crushing fatigue. I can get a few hours on productivity a day with medication. It's about the quality of life as Keith said. I donít have severe pain and donít need a prescription, BUT PLENTY OF PATIENTS AT THE CLINIC TAKE VICODIN AND OPIOIDS TO DEAL WITH MS PAIN.



You donít take Adderall or Vicodin and become an addict. Clickbait fake news and nanny state want everyone to believe. I donít s smoke weed or edibles, but Keith made a good point about reefer madness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbjHOBJzhb0

BTW, Chemda since we are both from Queens Iím running a half off special ONLY FOR YOU.

Iím looking at my bottle of 120 Adderall/(Amphetamine Salts). So the entire container is only $1,250 not the regular price of $3,000. Thatís only $12.50 per pill, not the regular price of $25 for a limited only.

The selling part is a joke as Iím sure someone is watching me.
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Iím totally down with a doctor kiosk that has a reliable database so long as it outperforms yahoo answers.
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Old 09-10-2018, 09:16 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I got them bad knees. What's a good knee even like?

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So anyway, knees are stupid.
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Old 09-11-2018, 03:47 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Bad knees here too, victim of 90's rollerblading atrocities.

I'm not really into drugs, but I had surgery back in February and they gave me liquid (drinkable) vicodin ... oh my goddddddd it was the best thing ever. And you know when they say "don't mix with alcohol," that is just code for "this will be even better with alcohol."
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