2942: The Good Fight w/ Mehran Khaghani

Bucho · 09-23-2018, 07:44 PM

The fact we got only 6 minutes of this magnificence is flat-out rude.

Spoiler alert: It features one of my all time favourite "Don't mess with The Kid"s.

Enunciated Piffle · 09-24-2018, 12:08 PM

I didn’t know we were doing homosexual movies.

“Being John Malkovitch is gay?!”

It’s a very gay movie. You enter John Malkovitch - that’s gay.

I’d say hilarious but I feel like I just watched my team get beat due to bad ref calls or something. The pain in Keith’s face was intense. I can’t believe he didn’t at least blurt out TOM HANKS GETS AIDS. The Wonder Woman/ movie /miss- yikes.

Its uh... it’s not good. When. The F. Is the rematch???

Also. Damn Mehran got skills. I don’t know what kinda Movie Pass he has, if Chemda gave him questions ahead of time, or how he’s cheating, but he’s clearly juicing.

Re. Match. REMATCH!!!

DJ Trashy · 09-24-2018, 12:40 PM

"I would drive you to an abortion, I'd stick a finger up your butt"

LOL

DJ Trashy · 09-25-2018, 09:49 AM

What Keith describes about having those weird 'what if' thoughts. Everyone has them. Your brain (for some strange reason) makes them pop up now and then. It likes imagining scenarios. You see one of those crumple zone things with barrels full of sand, usually in front of cement barriers or bridge supports. Your brain knows what they are for, and imagines what it must be like to run into one. Then you think for a split second what it would be like if you just turned the steering wheel ever so slightly....

Fortunately there's another part of the brain up front that is in charge of monitoring these thoughts. It's the adult in the room. It reaches out and slaps that thought silly and restores order. All of this occurs in about 1/10th of a second. 99.9% of people never follow through on stupid thoughts like this.

Unfortunately if you have a brain disease or injury, or ADHD, that part of the brain doesn't fully function. You lack some impulse control. A thought comes into your brain, and before the adult can slap anything you're already acting on the stupid thought. This is how people with no particular childhood trauma and with a pretty nice home life growing up can still end up fucking up their lives.

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09-23-2018, 07:44 PM	#31 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	The fact we got only 6 minutes of this magnificence is flat-out rude. Spoiler alert: It features one of my all time favourite "Don't mess with The Kid"s. Keith, The Girl, porky2468 and 4 others like this.
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09-24-2018, 12:08 PM	#32 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Silent Trailers I didn’t know we were doing homosexual movies. “Being John Malkovitch is gay?!” It’s a very gay movie. You enter John Malkovitch - that’s gay. I’d say hilarious but I feel like I just watched my team get beat due to bad ref calls or something. The pain in Keith’s face was intense. I can’t believe he didn’t at least blurt out TOM HANKS GETS AIDS. The Wonder Woman/ movie /miss- yikes. Its uh... it’s not good. When. The F. Is the rematch??? Also. Damn Mehran got skills. I don’t know what kinda Movie Pass he has, if Chemda gave him questions ahead of time, or how he’s cheating, but he’s clearly juicing. Re. Match. REMATCH!!! Keith, The Girl and porky2468 like this.
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09-24-2018, 12:40 PM	#33 (permalink)
DJ Trashy Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 870	"I would drive you to an abortion, I'd stick a finger up your butt" LOL Keith, The Girl and porky2468 like this.
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09-25-2018, 09:49 AM	#34 (permalink)
DJ Trashy Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 870	What Keith describes about having those weird 'what if' thoughts. Everyone has them. Your brain (for some strange reason) makes them pop up now and then. It likes imagining scenarios. You see one of those crumple zone things with barrels full of sand, usually in front of cement barriers or bridge supports. Your brain knows what they are for, and imagines what it must be like to run into one. Then you think for a split second what it would be like if you just turned the steering wheel ever so slightly.... Fortunately there's another part of the brain up front that is in charge of monitoring these thoughts. It's the adult in the room. It reaches out and slaps that thought silly and restores order. All of this occurs in about 1/10th of a second. 99.9% of people never follow through on stupid thoughts like this. Unfortunately if you have a brain disease or injury, or ADHD, that part of the brain doesn't fully function. You lack some impulse control. A thought comes into your brain, and before the adult can slap anything you're already acting on the stupid thought. This is how people with no particular childhood trauma and with a pretty nice home life growing up can still end up fucking up their lives. #AskMeHowIKnow Sparrow likes this.
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