299: Burger Lickin'

MichaelG · 06-30-2006, 11:46 AM

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benjita · 06-30-2006, 12:04 PM

Found it on Ebay!

Blitzgal · 06-30-2006, 12:05 PM

I have to say, listening to the commentary on Last Comic Standing is far more entertaining than actually watching the show. And, I have to admit that the only reason I WATCH the show is because I know Keith is going to talk about it! I'm watching for you, Keith.

And, about screwing over your company. When I worked for a computer company I had free reign over the software library and had access to the newest versions of Photoshop (which costs hundreds of dollars), Microsoft Office, etc. Okay, that's not sexy unless you're a geek like me. Otherwise I was also in charge of the company's postage machine. Once when I was broke and had to sell some stuff on eBay just to pay my rent, I sold $400 worth of various crap that I'd collected and mailed every package using the company's postage machine. It was probably a hundred dollars of shipping fees that I was able to pocket. But at least I ate that month. That's the most evil thing I've done in my life. Am I going to hell?

* EDIT: I just realized that it looks like I sold stuff I stole from the company I worked for. I only stole the postage. The crap I sold was my own personal items that I'd stupidly bought over the years.

Blitzgal · 06-30-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by benjita

Found it on Ebay!

No!!!! Wear it inside out, boys.

default · 06-30-2006, 12:47 PM

WTF!? EVERYONE HAS A MONPOLY GAME, I WONDER IF THERE WILL BE ONE FOR KEITH AND THE GIRL...

blobby · 06-30-2006, 01:27 PM

An idea to get back at the fat bitch at work.

Go out and find some really hot chilli peppers put them on what ever food, and let the bitch burn in hell.

default · 06-30-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by blobby

An idea to get back at the fat bitch at work.

Go out and find some really hot chilli peppers put them on what ever food, and let the bitch burn in hell.

i like the chocolate exlax better. buy a shit load and just dump em on your desk and watch fatty eat em up. and then be like..."WTF!? MY GRANDMA NEED THOSE FAT ASS!!!" AND THEN LAUGH YOUR FUCKIN ASS OFF THE WHOLE DAMN DAY!!!

ryanknapper · 06-30-2006, 02:08 PM

RE: Keith's Dad
Step 1: Figure out how to use the iRiver.
Step 2: Set it to record from your pocket.
Step 3: Talk to dad.

benjita · 06-30-2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

No!!!! Wear it inside out, boys.

I'm hoping "Studded" just means rubber studs, like French Ticklers. Otherwise...

Eww!

flaherty · 06-30-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

That's the most evil thing I've done in my life. Am I going to hell?

don't be silly, there's no such thing, you'll be fine.

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benjita Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan's Middle Finger Posts: 693	Found it on Ebay!
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Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	I have to say, listening to the commentary on Last Comic Standing is far more entertaining than actually watching the show. And, I have to admit that the only reason I WATCH the show is because I know Keith is going to talk about it! I'm watching for you, Keith. And, about screwing over your company. When I worked for a computer company I had free reign over the software library and had access to the newest versions of Photoshop (which costs hundreds of dollars), Microsoft Office, etc. Okay, that's not sexy unless you're a geek like me. Otherwise I was also in charge of the company's postage machine. Once when I was broke and had to sell some stuff on eBay just to pay my rent, I sold $400 worth of various crap that I'd collected and mailed every package using the company's postage machine. It was probably a hundred dollars of shipping fees that I was able to pocket. But at least I ate that month. That's the most evil thing I've done in my life. Am I going to hell? * EDIT: I just realized that it looks like I sold stuff I stole from the company I worked for. I only stole the postage. The crap I sold was my own personal items that I'd stupidly bought over the years. Last edited by Blitzgal; 06-30-2006 at 12:08 PM.
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