308: What Happens in Vegas?

Keith · 07-17-2006, 05:27 PM

"Can you get premature ejaculation insurance for an extra $50?"

Seanmcn · 07-17-2006, 05:31 PM

score! Need to hear my letter!

Wildgift · 07-17-2006, 06:43 PM

omg! thanks for the quote

martin · 07-17-2006, 07:28 PM

Way to keep working even while out of town. That's why you guys are the best.

TheBlackGuy · 07-17-2006, 10:43 PM

Bad news - the Bunny Ranch is over 400 miles away. The closest set of legal brothels are in Pahrump about 60 miles NW of Vegas.

Of course, you could always get a hooker from any major hotel. I've seen a few decent looking ones in the alley besides Margaritaville. One cool thing about hookers here - the get tested for HIV when they get arrested, and if they're caught knowingly having the HIV they get felonies.

Be safe, have fun, and triple wrap it.

rehtaFrey · 07-17-2006, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBlackGuy

Bad news - the Bunny Ranch is over 400 miles away. The closest set of legal brothels are in Pahrump about 60 miles NW of Vegas.

Of course, you could always get a hooker from any major hotel. I've seen a few decent looking ones in the alley besides Margaritaville. One cool thing about hookers here - the get tested for HIV when they get arrested, and if they're caught knowingly having the HIV they get felonies.

Be safe, have fun, and triple wrap it.

Triple wrap it and mix in some insect repellent in between each wrap.
Just to be safe

greenstreet2000@yahoo.com · 07-17-2006, 11:25 PM

What you want is Amazing Johnathan at Sahara.

But I don't expect you to understand until you see both.

TheBlackGuy · 07-18-2006, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by greenstreet2000@yahoo.com

What you want is Amazing Johnathan at Sahara.

But I don't expect you to understand until you see both.

I saw Johnathan last September/October. His show was the exact same as his Comedy Central special. Not sure if he's changed his act up yet.

greenstreet2000@yahoo.com · 07-18-2006, 01:18 AM

Thank you Black.

Good point. Keith seems to support adding & improving the material, where as I come from the school of just being alive is good enough to merit my patronage at a live show. (a la Richard Prior, Lenny Bruce)

With Amazing Johnathan I had the sense he may not be around to do the show much more. Something about him gives you the sense of a broken down in the fast lane lifestyle. Especially when he shook my hand right after the show and it was ice cold. Strange.

And my personal anecdote; I often served him 7 years back when he had free meals at the Golden Nugget as part of his showroom contract. He usually had a table full of guests, and was always on, doing gags and crap at the table e.g. I once found a crayon characiture he did of himself with a frown face outside a "Big and Tall" store entitled "Johnathan goes shopping."

Letterman also had that similar "on" thing. Performing outside of work. It is a slight manic stripe to their personalities I think most comedians must have.

matt2404 · 07-18-2006, 03:10 AM

We only had transvestitues when I lived in Baltmore, but there was one on every corner. My buddy had a crush on one and he didn't believe me when I kept telling him his girlfriend is a dude. (she wasn't a hooker, but she was a he.)

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TheBlackGuy Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 5	Bad news - the Bunny Ranch is over 400 miles away. The closest set of legal brothels are in Pahrump about 60 miles NW of Vegas. Of course, you could always get a hooker from any major hotel. I've seen a few decent looking ones in the alley besides Margaritaville. One cool thing about hookers here - the get tested for HIV when they get arrested, and if they're caught knowingly having the HIV they get felonies. Be safe, have fun, and triple wrap it.
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greenstreet2000@yahoo.com Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7	Caution: Penn and Teller at Rio sanitized the show..... What you want is Amazing Johnathan at Sahara. But I don't expect you to understand until you see both.
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greenstreet2000@yahoo.com Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7	Thank you Black. Good point. Keith seems to support adding & improving the material, where as I come from the school of just being alive is good enough to merit my patronage at a live show. (a la Richard Prior, Lenny Bruce) With Amazing Johnathan I had the sense he may not be around to do the show much more. Something about him gives you the sense of a broken down in the fast lane lifestyle. Especially when he shook my hand right after the show and it was ice cold. Strange. And my personal anecdote; I often served him 7 years back when he had free meals at the Golden Nugget as part of his showroom contract. He usually had a table full of guests, and was always on, doing gags and crap at the table e.g. I once found a crayon characiture he did of himself with a frown face outside a "Big and Tall" store entitled "Johnathan goes shopping." Letterman also had that similar "on" thing. Performing outside of work. It is a slight manic stripe to their personalities I think most comedians must have.
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