3097: Superstar of David w/ Periel Aschenbrand

Sorin Markov · 06-21-2019, 06:20 AM

I almost wrecked my car...

Keith · 06-21-2019, 08:13 AM

You wrote all that and then: Edit...

AstoriaGirl · 06-21-2019, 10:14 AM

Holy shit, somehow I blacked out yesterday when I was listening to the last 5 minutes and didn't realize he had respond... Shit shit shit will update you with my feels.

AstoriaGirl · 06-21-2019, 10:15 AM

Holy shit holy shit holy shit. Keith your dad is def an uncaught serial killer, call the Murder Squad!!!

marykae · 06-21-2019, 10:26 AM

I just thought of an interesting way to end the emails, when you're ready.

Ask real Cat to respond to the original email. Something like "I'm sorry I never responded to this email, it somehow got lost in my spam filter. Regarding my relationship with Keith, with all due respect, I think you should talk to Keith about it. Take care, Cat"

Then she can do a filter on all emails from your dad to firward to you and then go in her trash so she doesn't have to worry about folliw up.

Sparrow · 06-21-2019, 10:29 AM

that’s really beautiful, Mary.

Sparrow · 06-21-2019, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AstoriaGirl

Holy shit holy shit holy shit. Keith your dad is def an uncaught serial killer, call the Murder Squad!!!

to be fair, we’re a community hive mind catfishing an old man; creating and rolling in our own disgust. this ain’t the high road, cowboys.

Enunciated Piffle · 06-21-2019, 11:10 AM

Anyone else feel like Not Cat could steer the convo towards viagra/ erectile dysfunction pills..?

Maybe ask how the church views these, procreation etc

Svage · 06-21-2019, 11:20 AM

So I know that in this day and age people are always saying "💀💀💀 I'm dead." or "I'm screaming" in response to some wild shit.

But I was screaming in the car. Damn near flipped my shit over I was screaming and laughing during the whole Keith's dad's libido tingling/jiggling.

A+++ 11/10 would listen again 😂😂

theguy2009 · 06-21-2019, 11:28 AM

Chemda : Get a dick pic !
Listener : Keith should say he wants to transition to a woman.
Chemda : Everyone calm down. Let's be respectful.

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06-21-2019, 06:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
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06-21-2019, 08:13 AM	#12 (permalink)
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06-21-2019, 10:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	Holy shit, somehow I blacked out yesterday when I was listening to the last 5 minutes and didn't realize he had respond... Shit shit shit will update you with my feels. Keith, SpareBen and NotARegularMom like this.
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06-21-2019, 10:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
marykae Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 347	I just thought of an interesting way to end the emails, when you're ready. Ask real Cat to respond to the original email. Something like "I'm sorry I never responded to this email, it somehow got lost in my spam filter. Regarding my relationship with Keith, with all due respect, I think you should talk to Keith about it. Take care, Cat" Then she can do a filter on all emails from your dad to firward to you and then go in her trash so she doesn't have to worry about folliw up. Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 11 others like this.
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06-21-2019, 10:29 AM	#16 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	that’s really beautiful, Mary. Bucho, marykae and NotARegularMom like this.
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06-21-2019, 11:10 AM	#18 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Anyone else feel like Not Cat could steer the convo towards viagra/ erectile dysfunction pills..? Maybe ask how the church views these, procreation etc Keith and Bucho like this.
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06-21-2019, 11:20 AM	#19 (permalink)
Svage Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 505	So I know that in this day and age people are always saying "💀💀💀 I'm dead." or "I'm screaming" in response to some wild shit. But I was screaming in the car. Damn near flipped my shit over I was screaming and laughing during the whole Keith's dad's libido tingling/jiggling. A+++ 11/10 would listen again 😂😂 Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 3 others like this.
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06-21-2019, 11:28 AM	#20 (permalink)
theguy2009 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: RI Posts: 78	Chemda : Get a dick pic ! Listener : Keith should say he wants to transition to a woman. Chemda : Everyone calm down. Let's be respectful. Keith, Rufio, Enunciated Piffle and 4 others like this.
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