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View Poll Results: If someone tells you that they don't want to see your gun, should you show them?
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Old 06-24-2019, 09:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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3099: To Live and Die in L.A. w/ Emily Lubin and Andrea Allan

Emilyís lowered libido and animal sex; Andrea, L.A., and a gun

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I'm all for owning a gun if you feel you need it. I'm all for having an arsenal. Go for it. Idgaf. But when someone's whole personality, reason for existence revolves around guns and gun ownership.. I have to side eye them. There's definitely something more at play there than meets the eye.
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Iíve helped semen test bulls a couple of times as a teen. Not sure if they enjoyed it but they would yell out as they ejaculated. Load them in a chute (2 walls that hug the bull) then insert a probe in the ass. The probe is hooked up to a battery. Crank it up. The dick pops out and then you gotta be ready with a cup. Iíve also had to help a first time quarter horse stud, he tried to go for the mouth at first. I did all of this as a virgin myself.

Bonobos greet each other with sex. There was a BBC documentary that couldnít be aired because they were fucking so much. Theyíve been observed trading sex for food before.
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I think the theory is that animals that masturbate probably enjoy sex and plenty of them do.
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Fuck this guy! Andrea doesnít know shit about firearms. You donít just hand over a boom-stick to someone thatís ignorant about guns. Was it loaded? Probably. Everyone is high, so who knows. So many people die from a negligent discharge of a firearm. Sorry you went through that Andrea.
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Emily is sooo funny! I also have GAD (General Anxiety Disorder) and I also decided on medication.

OH baby is this how normal people have lived their WHOLE lives. When I try to tell people about the reason I felt it was time for meds no one gets it because they are like everybody is anxious around new people. Not like folks with this disorder trust me.

Plus as a creative you learn ways to pretend you’re normal. The meds I am on didn’t screw with my orgasm thank god but my binge eating is waaay down. Anyways I hope Emily turns that whole story about the meds and the animal sex and what not into a bit. Also can we get the link to the gorilla video (emoji side eye).
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Hans Asperger was a Nazi Eugenicist. I don't know the whole deal on changing Aspergers to being just another part of the autism spectrum but I'm vaguely interested because I hear they are starting to consider if ADHD is also on the spectrum.
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"WHY WOULDN'T I PUT A GUN IN MY ALREADY OPEN VAGINA?"
okay, Keith. chill out
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Yeah that gun in the box stuff at the end was so left field. I'll take 1,000 "poons" over that. And then the response to Chemda's inquiry being "Why does sex make you so angry Chemda?" Is this actively what gas lighting looks like? Woof. I think everyone in the room is owed apologies.


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From Texas. My family has guns. I'm learning how to use guns. Guns are not toys. Guns shouldn't be brought out to showboat to friends. Guns should not be scattered around the apartment like an Easter egg hunt. Guns should be regarded with the severity they deserve.
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