3184: Superstarfish w/ Rojo Perez and Andrea Allan

FingerLakes · 11-10-2019, 12:50 PM

I had to think really hard to remember but I DID have one starfish in my life.

I hooked up with one guy who said he wanted to frot and he ended up just lying there under me for 15-20 minutes while I did all the humping. But in regards to non-specific terrible sex, I hooked up with one guy twice in a winter and each time it was in the absolute dark, like his whole apartment was blacked out and right after we came he would put on gospel music.

flerchin · 11-10-2019, 12:57 PM

My first girlfriend was a starfish. I didn't know any better, and was completely smitten. Sex got way better, but not with her.

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11-10-2019, 12:50 PM	#11 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	I had to think really hard to remember but I DID have one starfish in my life. I hooked up with one guy who said he wanted to frot and he ended up just lying there under me for 15-20 minutes while I did all the humping. But in regards to non-specific terrible sex, I hooked up with one guy twice in a winter and each time it was in the absolute dark, like his whole apartment was blacked out and right after we came he would put on gospel music.
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11-10-2019, 12:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	My first girlfriend was a starfish. I didn't know any better, and was completely smitten. Sex got way better, but not with her.
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