3216: The Virgin Diaries w/ Ray Gootz

Michael's Servant · 01-15-2020, 05:00 PM

Ray lost his virginity at age 37

Guest:
Ray Gootz

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FingerLakes · 01-15-2020, 07:32 PM

holy shit.

Keith · 01-15-2020, 08:23 PM

Part of me thought I'd hear the show back and somehow it'd be a little different.

I'm hearing back now. It's not. Ray's the best.

Archimedes_Screw · 01-15-2020, 09:07 PM

Gootz is an awesome last name. Can’t wait to listen!

Jay86 · 01-15-2020, 10:51 PM

These are the best kind of guest; benignly fucked up. Like, you keep saying "jesus christ" to yourself but it's okay to enjoy it because there's a good 70% chance he won't commit a mass shooting.

Jay86 · 01-16-2020, 02:28 AM

Oh yeah, super creepy! I'm assuming it may be because he never "got to" fuck a 20 year old from when he was age appropriate to 37, so maybe he's hung up on that. Or maybe he's just a creepy pervy perv. Honest about it or not, that part was particularly eeeeesh.

porky2468 · 01-16-2020, 03:10 AM

I thought the whole "kind of dating but not" thing wasn't too bad, until he said it had been going on for years. I get maybe a couple of months and both of you are too shy to make a move. But when it's been years... dude. You're just friends.

porky2468 · 01-16-2020, 03:11 AM

I need to finish listening to the show... I may regret my yes vote.

porky2468 · 01-16-2020, 03:57 AM

£5k isn't a life changing amount, but it could make things easier for a little bit. And all you have to do is have sex with someone? But the more I listen, the more issues he seems to have. So it wouldn't just be sex, you'd be dealing with a whole lot of after math too.

porky2468 · 01-16-2020, 04:00 AM

Does anyone else think it's weird and a lot of pressure for a parent to say they want you to get married before they die? Surely that makes you rush into things that you might not be into or ready for? He even said that if he knew his mum didn't have as long he'd be more serious about finding a relationship. But if that's what he wanted, he would've been doing that already. Instead he'd be forcing something and could end up marrying someone just to make his mum happy.

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	3216: The Virgin Diaries w/ Ray Gootz Ray lost his virginity at age 37 Guest: Ray Gootz Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed Enunciated Piffle, Archimedes_Screw and NotARegularMom like this.
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01-15-2020, 10:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jay86 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 118	These are the best kind of guest; benignly fucked up. Like, you keep saying "jesus christ" to yourself but it's okay to enjoy it because there's a good 70% chance he won't commit a mass shooting. Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 10 others like this.
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01-16-2020, 02:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Jay86 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 118	Oh yeah, super creepy! I'm assuming it may be because he never "got to" fuck a 20 year old from when he was age appropriate to 37, so maybe he's hung up on that. Or maybe he's just a creepy pervy perv. Honest about it or not, that part was particularly eeeeesh. Bucho, Scorpion, albi and 2 others like this.
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01-16-2020, 03:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
porky2468 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North London Posts: 620	I thought the whole "kind of dating but not" thing wasn't too bad, until he said it had been going on for years. I get maybe a couple of months and both of you are too shy to make a move. But when it's been years... dude. You're just friends. ThePinkSuperhero, Bucho, bag of lazers and 3 others like this.
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01-16-2020, 03:11 AM	#8 (permalink)
porky2468 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North London Posts: 620	I need to finish listening to the show... I may regret my yes vote. Bucho, Scorpion, bag of lazers and 1 others like this.
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01-16-2020, 03:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
porky2468 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North London Posts: 620	£5k isn't a life changing amount, but it could make things easier for a little bit. And all you have to do is have sex with someone? But the more I listen, the more issues he seems to have. So it wouldn't just be sex, you'd be dealing with a whole lot of after math too. Bucho and NotARegularMom like this.
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01-16-2020, 04:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
porky2468 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North London Posts: 620	Does anyone else think it's weird and a lot of pressure for a parent to say they want you to get married before they die? Surely that makes you rush into things that you might not be into or ready for? He even said that if he knew his mum didn't have as long he'd be more serious about finding a relationship. But if that's what he wanted, he would've been doing that already. Instead he'd be forcing something and could end up marrying someone just to make his mum happy. The Girl, ThePinkSuperhero, Bucho and 2 others like this.
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