3240: TakE A hiKE w/ Myq Kaplan and Paul Hooper

Sparrow · 03-04-2020, 08:55 AM

i like when a guy finishes himself off. when i get tired or bored of gobbling cock, i’ll request it. very hot voyeur move making them put themselves vulnerable on display. turning myself into an untouchable object of animal desire scratches other itches. lots of control.

favorite word(s): Serendipitous. and others of similar quality; long, strange to hear in casual conversation, whimsical connotation. also maybe this:

Scorpion · 03-04-2020, 09:53 AM

Setting the picture
In the hotel lobby
Eating scrambled eggs (with cheese if your curious)
Listening to the new episode.
I take a bite then Keith says “lockjaw” and I bend over trying not to spit out my food. Not fair Keith! Not fair.

Archimedes_Screw · 03-04-2020, 10:41 AM

Beautiful scheduling Chemda! Their energies matched up wonderfully.

Favorite word: dendrophilia. An arborist who really loves their job. Like a lot.

RFSwitchbox · 03-04-2020, 10:44 AM

...how does one answer this poll? Either way you're saying you "slide into children's DMs" I don't so, I guess I don't answer this poll? Creepy guys...creepy.

Sparrow · 03-04-2020, 10:53 AM

in the same way you don’t Netflix and chill Frozen while you’re babysitting.

theguy2009 · 03-04-2020, 12:04 PM

Coronavirus scientists: You're all pricks. Here's some info.

Bucho · 03-04-2020, 01:03 PM

Paul is such a fucking GEM of a guest it hurts! Not only is he one of the funniest people on the planet verbally, he's also a guy who apparently loves to post thirst traps but doesn't actually have any thirst.

Myq responding to being called out for booking Chemda's ex was gold too.

Props to producer Marlon, you rule dude.

Favourite word: rapscallion

thirteen · 03-04-2020, 01:06 PM

Great show!

I was happy with Myq's words a few times in this episode. He seems to be more self-aware and has grown as a person.

littlp · 03-04-2020, 01:12 PM

That creepy MAt fuck knew he should have sent the hat to the PO Box in the first place but decided to be a creep about it. It is like Internet 101 for kids-don’t give your address to strangers on the internet. Does this guy have kids? How would he feel about someone doing the same thing? So fucking creepy.

Favorite word- Fuck. Just an excellent multiple purpose word that I use frequently.

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N8* · 03-04-2020, 03:16 PM

Hell nah, I do fuck with em in any way, and if you “feel” bad about the misunderstanding, STOP and set the fuck back and stop over explaining your
acting. And If you have “friends or buddies” who are given you a hard time then just read the fucking room, and please stop responding, so quickly and wait for a proper response. Home training is a most.... drag him, MaTt, lol

Fave word:Audacity

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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	i like when a guy finishes himself off. when i get tired or bored of gobbling cock, i’ll request it. very hot voyeur move making them put themselves vulnerable on display. turning myself into an untouchable object of animal desire scratches other itches. lots of control. favorite word(s): Serendipitous. and others of similar quality; long, strange to hear in casual conversation, whimsical connotation. also maybe this: Bucho, jcro21, memecherry and 4 others like this.
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03-04-2020, 09:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
Scorpion Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Detroit area - Michigan Posts: 702	Lockjaw Setting the picture In the hotel lobby Eating scrambled eggs (with cheese if your curious) Listening to the new episode. I take a bite then Keith says “lockjaw” and I bend over trying not to spit out my food. Not fair Keith! Not fair. Keith, The Girl, Apia and 2 others like this.
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03-04-2020, 10:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	Beautiful scheduling Chemda! Their energies matched up wonderfully. Favorite word: dendrophilia. An arborist who really loves their job. Like a lot. Sparrow and NotARegularMom like this. Last edited by Archimedes_Screw; 03-04-2020 at 10:50 AM.
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03-04-2020, 10:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
RFSwitchbox Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1	Sooo... ...how does one answer this poll? Either way you're saying you "slide into children's DMs" I don't so, I guess I don't answer this poll? Creepy guys...creepy. memecherry and porky2468 like this.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	in the same way you don’t Netflix and chill Frozen while you’re babysitting. Bucho, Scorpion, littlp and 1 others like this.
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theguy2009 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: RI Posts: 78	Coronavirus scientists: You're all pricks. Here's some info. Scorpion likes this.
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03-04-2020, 01:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	Paul is such a fucking GEM of a guest it hurts! Not only is he one of the funniest people on the planet verbally, he's also a guy who apparently loves to post thirst traps but doesn't actually have any thirst. Myq responding to being called out for booking Chemda's ex was gold too. Props to producer Marlon, you rule dude. Favourite word: rapscallion Keith, The Girl, Scorpion and 6 others like this.
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03-04-2020, 01:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	Great show! I was happy with Myq's words a few times in this episode. He seems to be more self-aware and has grown as a person. Keith, The Girl, Bucho and 3 others like this.
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03-04-2020, 01:12 PM	#19 (permalink)
littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,041	That creepy MAt fuck knew he should have sent the hat to the PO Box in the first place but decided to be a creep about it. It is like Internet 101 for kids-don’t give your address to strangers on the internet. Does this guy have kids? How would he feel about someone doing the same thing? So fucking creepy. Favorite word- Fuck. Just an excellent multiple purpose word that I use frequently. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Keith, Bucho, Sparrow and 1 others like this.
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03-04-2020, 03:16 PM	#20 (permalink)
N8* Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2020 Posts: 22	Whit folk crazy lol Hell nah, I do fuck with em in any way, and if you “feel” bad about the misunderstanding, STOP and set the fuck back and stop over explaining your acting. And If you have “friends or buddies” who are given you a hard time then just read the fucking room, and please stop responding, so quickly and wait for a proper response. Home training is a most.... drag him, MaTt, lol Fave word:Audacity Sparrow likes this. Last edited by N8; 03-04-2020 at 03:20 PM.*
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