332: Blue Collar Honesty

Keith · 08-24-2006, 11:42 PM

"If you believe in God, admit that He likes jokes."

klyster · 08-25-2006, 01:27 AM

You aren't the only one. I like to sleep at the other end of the bed from time to time instead of rotating a matress, it's fun.

If you really want a (pretend) camping vacation then try turning the bed 90 degrees AND sleep on the other end of the bed.

Scat · 08-25-2006, 01:29 AM

That show was god damn hilarious. It was the most awesomest show in a while. You should do unlive shows once in a while like this.

flegend · 08-25-2006, 04:36 AM

what's the song at the end of the show, first one in ages I've really liked, din't like the comedian though, not my style I guess

kayjay · 08-25-2006, 05:33 AM

the penis news story bit ws funny

can you imagine his penis pump? it'd be like a milking machine

Solar · 08-25-2006, 06:30 AM

Chemda, Andrea was actually on the show in March (show 248: Little Black Lies).

benjita · 08-25-2006, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by flegend

what's the song at the end of the show, first one in ages I've really liked, din't like the comedian though, not my style I guess

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Walrus Dick? Something new for the siggy!

yellojkt · 08-25-2006, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by flegend

what's the song at the end of the show, first one in ages I've really liked, din't like the comedian though, not my style I guess

The comedian at the end was Keet's idol, Andrew "Dice" Clay. Not one of his better bits, though.

Blitzgal · 08-25-2006, 08:39 AM

There are a couple of great things to have in the family--a doctor, lawyer, and a mechanic. My family has no doctors or lawyers, but my uncle has been a mechanic for thirty years. He's the only person to touch our cars, and we have him look over every vehicle we're thinking about buying. It's awesome. Before he had his own shop he'd fix stuff in his own driveway and only charge us for parts, but now that he has a business to run we do have to pay for labor. It's still worth it.

KitLove · 08-25-2006, 08:55 AM

When I was a kid, my family flew out to Reno, NV to visit realitives and it was during the whole unibomber thing... security was very tight because of that and they had plenty of extra check points set up. My older brother and I got pulled aside once and asked if that was our real parents or if we were being kidnapped ect.
My brother has that dumb humor also... so after we got through the checkpoints and were in line to board the plane, he turned to my parents and said very clearly, "pfft... that was easy. I could blow up this place!"
I'd never seen my mom react so fast and my brother got a big smack upside the head. Only the attendant taking tickets heard and she laughed when my mom hit him...

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KitLove Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: seacoast, NH Posts: 22	Airport security story When I was a kid, my family flew out to Reno, NV to visit realitives and it was during the whole unibomber thing... security was very tight because of that and they had plenty of extra check points set up. My older brother and I got pulled aside once and asked if that was our real parents or if we were being kidnapped ect. My brother has that dumb humor also... so after we got through the checkpoints and were in line to board the plane, he turned to my parents and said very clearly, "pfft... that was easy. I could blow up this place!" I'd never seen my mom react so fast and my brother got a big smack upside the head. Only the attendant taking tickets heard and she laughed when my mom hit him... __________________ I support the "boobs for beer" program
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