3331: Respect the Curtain w/ Billy Procida

[LoopyLou79]

4. Kids. I don’t have guns. I have a vibrator, not deadly but also something kids shouldn’t see. It lives in my private drawer.
One day I was dealing with laundry and my daughter, 5 at the time brought me the vibrator asking what it is. Obviously I had forgotten to hide it. I’m about 100% sure that the same happens with guns only with way worse consequences.[/QUOTE]


I saw my mum and dads box of sex toys when I was a kid on top of their wardrobe.

[starscream]

Pretty livid this episode isn't called Billy Get Your Guns.

https://youtu.be/4nAxzn0--Oc

[billyprocida]

Originally Posted by Jay86

I'm still working on my KAGT backlog but any Billy episode has to go to the front of the queue, and boy, this doesn't disappoint! Billy always gets the best out of Chemda!
Billy: I like icecream.
Chemda: What does that even mean? What icecream? Do you even know how many flavours there are, you piece of shit?

He wants a gun....good lord...

This might be the best comment on an episode of mine I have ever read LMAO thank you for seeing my struggle!

[billyprocida]

Originally Posted by Rune

Dude really managed to set up an anonymous gloryhole arrangement in the midst of a pandemic. What I wanna know is, who are these people sucking stray dick. Are they getting paid? I coulda asked 10 more followups, at least, on top of Chemda’s. I’m actually amazed. Never a dull moment when Billy’s on.

No one got paid. Just put it into the universe—didn't use a throwaway—and women came. Well, I came. They swallowed.

At least I think so.

[billyprocida]

Originally Posted by shoebootie

HE HAS A GLORY HOLE BUT IS NOT COMFORTABLE WITH RESTAURANTS.

I can't with this.

I love Billy, but holy fucking shit.

I know i'm almost a year late on this comment but....talk out the logic of this one and I hope it resolved itself for you just out here following recommendations from the NY DoH

[billyprocida]

Originally Posted by LoopyLou79

Billy is aware that sex is not a hobby right?

This fucking bull shit with the curtain, if a friend of mine told me she was getting her kicks by sucking someone off through a curtain I’d consider medical help but then again I remember when being a fucking idiot was something you kept to yourself.

Sounds like you have lame hobbies.

[Keith]

"ASK HIM AN HONEST QUESTION AND HE'LL GIVE YOU AN HONEST ANSWER!"