3361: Puppets

Keith · 01-11-2021, 06:14 PM

The NFL’s Final Four; a Sex and the City revival without Samantha; Smokey Robinson honors Chanooka; Capitol deaths and arrests; free speech and social media bans; Andrew Yang learns about NYC

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Archimedes_Screw · 01-11-2021, 06:46 PM

How is this a poll? Snitching? Oh, my mom was a part of a violent attempted coup where they were planning to execute members of Congress but I don’t wanna be a tattletale. I would send a mass text to all of my family to let them know I was the one to turn her in.

punk'n · 01-11-2021, 07:43 PM

Keith,
I'm so sorry for your loss. Gee, I really hope the best quarterback of all time can beat the team that hasn't been to the playoffs since 2005.

Love,
#chiefskingdom

Edited to add: My PayPal is still the same. Thanks boo

Keith · 01-11-2021, 08:02 PM

Luckily I learned not to add meaning to people's words, because a lesser person would definitely make up that you had a tone. Good thing we all know better.

punk'n · 01-11-2021, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Luckily I learned not to add meaning to people's words, because a lesser person would definitely make up that you had a tone. Good thing we all know better.

You're a saint. But not the kind of saint that wins the superbowl...

Keith · 01-11-2021, 08:11 PM

Is football even IMPORTANT at a time like this? Like maybe grow up...

punk'n · 01-11-2021, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Is football even IMPORTANT at a time like this? Like maybe grow up...

If we don't enjoy football, the terrorists win.

Mark Sandiego · 01-11-2021, 10:58 PM

Random poop fact I learned at a genomics conference a few years ago: Poop is actually more unique to a person than DNA due to the unique combination and ratio of organisms that remain the same throughout your life. It can absolutely be used for identification if you get a suspect sample for comparison.

Apia resurrected · 01-12-2021, 02:00 AM

If my parents or other members of my family would do
This I would tell them to call the police on their own.
Because otherwise I would to do it.

Not with my father in law. He is also the only person in the family whom I can imagine doing it. He is a conspiracy fan, a mini
Wannabe Trump and a narcissist. ( he said the last himself )
I would tell Mr Apia that I would have to do it and that we also must do it, Mr Apia is a federal employee oft the German state who has access to classified data. In his contract he promised to keep Germany safe and keep harm away from the country. Germany promised him a contract for life in return with no way to ever fire him, only for participation in criminal activity.
It would be his duty. I would also enjoy it.

Josh The Jew · 01-12-2021, 09:55 AM

Keith, I think you forgot to look at this coming Saturday's games too. There are 8 football teams left.

On Saturday, the Rams play the Packers and the Ravens play the Bills.
On Sunday, the Browns play the Chiefs and the Buccaneers play the Saints.

Then next weekend (Jan 24) the winner of the Rams/Packers game plays the winner of the Buccaneers/Saints game and the winner of the Ravens/Bills plays the winner of the Browns/Chiefs.

Then the next weekend is the marathon. Then the super bowl.

The way you were counting it, you two had one fewer week to get ready for the marathon.

Either way, go Browns!

View Poll Results: Is there an immediate family member that you would turn in for storming the Capitol?
Yes	18	66.67%
No	9	33.33%
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,542	3361: Puppets The NFL’s Final Four; a Sex and the City revival without Samantha; Smokey Robinson honors Chanooka; Capitol deaths and arrests; free speech and social media bans; Andrew Yang learns about NYC Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl, Scorpion and Archimedes_Screw like this.
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01-11-2021, 06:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	How is this a poll? Snitching? Oh, my mom was a part of a violent attempted coup where they were planning to execute members of Congress but I don’t wanna be a tattletale. I would send a mass text to all of my family to let them know I was the one to turn her in. Keith, Scorpion, FingerLakes and 1 others like this. Last edited by Archimedes_Screw; 01-11-2021 at 07:25 PM.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	Keith, I'm so sorry for your loss. Gee, I really hope the best quarterback of all time can beat the team that hasn't been to the playoffs since 2005. Love, #chiefskingdom Edited to add: My PayPal is still the same. Thanks boo Keith, Scorpion, Lord of the Cock Rings and 1 others like this. Last edited by punk'n; 01-11-2021 at 07:51 PM.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,542	Luckily I learned not to add meaning to people's words, because a lesser person would definitely make up that you had a tone. Good thing we all know better. Scorpion likes this.
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01-11-2021, 08:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,542	Is football even IMPORTANT at a time like this? Like maybe grow up... The Girl, Scorpion, punk'n and 1 others like this.
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01-11-2021, 10:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mark Sandiego Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 70	Random poop fact I learned at a genomics conference a few years ago: Poop is actually more unique to a person than DNA due to the unique combination and ratio of organisms that remain the same throughout your life. It can absolutely be used for identification if you get a suspect sample for comparison. Keith and The Girl like this.
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01-12-2021, 02:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
Apia resurrected Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Niedernhausen, Germany Posts: 2,828	If my parents or other members of my family would do This I would tell them to call the police on their own. Because otherwise I would to do it. Not with my father in law. He is also the only person in the family whom I can imagine doing it. He is a conspiracy fan, a mini Wannabe Trump and a narcissist. ( he said the last himself ) I would tell Mr Apia that I would have to do it and that we also must do it, Mr Apia is a federal employee oft the German state who has access to classified data. In his contract he promised to keep Germany safe and keep harm away from the country. Germany promised him a contract for life in return with no way to ever fire him, only for participation in criminal activity. It would be his duty. I would also enjoy it. Keith, Scorpion and bag of lazers like this. Last edited by Apia resurrected; 01-12-2021 at 02:06 AM.
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01-12-2021, 09:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
Josh The Jew Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Boston...displaced from Brooklyn. Posts: 297	Keith, I think you forgot to look at this coming Saturday's games too. There are 8 football teams left. On Saturday, the Rams play the Packers and the Ravens play the Bills. On Sunday, the Browns play the Chiefs and the Buccaneers play the Saints. Then next weekend (Jan 24) the winner of the Rams/Packers game plays the winner of the Buccaneers/Saints game and the winner of the Ravens/Bills plays the winner of the Browns/Chiefs. Then the next weekend is the marathon. Then the super bowl. The way you were counting it, you two had one fewer week to get ready for the marathon. Either way, go Browns! Keith and Scorpion like this. __________________ Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/joshthejew
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