3361: Puppets

FingerLakes · 01-12-2021, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw

How is this a poll? Snitching? Oh, my mom was a part of a violent attempted coup where they were planning to execute members of Congress but I don’t wanna be a tattletale. I would send a mass text to all of my family to let them know I was the one to turn her in.

For real!
I'd fucking squeal in a heartbeat on my mother, father, all my uncles and aunts, brothers, cousins and if I'd ever met him, my grandfather too. Just because on one hand pretending that this was a normal action that didn't disgust would be too much but then also FUCK EM! It's one thing if my family were republicans and voted against my life but then they flew to DC to shit and piss in an office and/or kidnap or kill a democrat for"stealing the election?" Cut off that branch of my family tree please.

No judgements, but the fact that either Keith or Chemda even had to hypothetically think about it and then decided not to, was very surprising.

bagelwagel · 01-12-2021, 10:47 AM

I laughed at Trump throwing around the idea of creating his own social media platform. He hasn't shown himself to be able to run anything near that complicated. I would love to see him try.

Scorpion · 01-12-2021, 11:07 AM

I can understand people’s hesitation about turning in a family member.
I wouldn’t turn one in. Unless they attacked the fucking capital! Wtf people?!
I’m not saying it’s about patriotism but to attack the government because they lost a fair election standing with Nazi !! Really? Ah... NO FUCK THAT!

Chemda & Keith you really wouldn’t turn in your parents for attending a rally with Nazis and then attacked elected officials (or at least tried)? I mean context is important, fucking Nazis! I would turn in a family member for fucking a Nazi as well.

Scorpion · 01-12-2021, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw

How is this a poll? Snitching? Oh, my mom was a part of a violent attempted coup where they were planning to execute members of Congress but I don’t wanna be a tattletale. I would send a mass text to all of my family to let them know I was the one to turn her in.

100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith I think more than three ‘!’ Are warranted in this case.

amnesiac · 01-12-2021, 12:02 PM

Haven't heard this episode yet but I'm really hoping for a Samantha monologue from Keith!

rodimusprime · 01-13-2021, 08:24 AM

I think there are 8 teams left in the NFL play offs. 4 games this weekend.

Keith · 01-13-2021, 08:55 AM

NO SHIT ROD!!!

rodimusprime · 01-13-2021, 09:07 AM

None of the 8 teams are the Steelers by the way.

Keith · 01-13-2021, 09:39 AM

Always liked Karen better.

CuriousKlepto · 01-13-2021, 11:26 AM

As someone who can pull off an okay Kermit voice, I tried saying Chemda in it and it was harder than I thought it'd be.

View Poll Results: Is there an immediate family member that you would turn in for storming the Capitol?
Yes	18	66.67%
No	9	33.33%
Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll

01-12-2021, 10:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
bagelwagel Member Join Date: Jan 2020 Posts: 59	I laughed at Trump throwing around the idea of creating his own social media platform. He hasn't shown himself to be able to run anything near that complicated. I would love to see him try. Scorpion and bluenova like this.
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01-12-2021, 11:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
Scorpion Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Detroit area - Michigan Posts: 702	I can understand people’s hesitation about turning in a family member. I wouldn’t turn one in. Unless they attacked the fucking capital! Wtf people?! I’m not saying it’s about patriotism but to attack the government because they lost a fair election standing with Nazi !! Really? Ah... NO FUCK THAT! Chemda & Keith you really wouldn’t turn in your parents for attending a rally with Nazis and then attacked elected officials (or at least tried)? I mean context is important, fucking Nazis! I would turn in a family member for fucking a Nazi as well. Lanfear and FingerLakes like this.
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01-13-2021, 08:24 AM	#16 (permalink)
rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,374	I think there are 8 teams left in the NFL play offs. 4 games this weekend. Scorpion likes this.
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