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i dowloaded the new itunes and fucked up my computer for a few hours. fucking steve jobs. asshole.
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I'd like to defend the money-making potential of anorexia and its generally fatter, uglier sibling, bulimia. The misery of others can benefit so many people in so many ways. Therapists/shrinks, doctors, grocery stores, drug stores, pharmaceutical corporations, hospitals, clothing stores, dentists, gyms, diet pill manufacturers, even daytime talk shows.. Plus, eating disorders have the highest fatality rates of any psychological disorder, so they're good business for undertakers and funeral homes. All in all, I think the profit margin is pretty decent. I'd estimate that my 6 years of anorexia and bulimia cost me and my family over $150,000, easy.
There are MEEELIONNNS of people with eating disorders. Now, if you could just corner 1/2 of 1% of that market... |
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The weird thing about bulimics is that they generally are about average weight, or slightly overweight. Though then it depends really on what kind of bulimic it is, as the binge-purge ones can especially put on the weight. When they go into a binge cycle, they will become manic, and start eating vast amounts of food, a lot more than what a normal human would usually eat. Over time as the purging becomes more frequent, individuals will be able to do so automatically. If it's the thin ones you want, anorexia nervosa sufferers is what you should be choosing. Amenorrhea is the condition where the menstrual system of the female shuts down. Basically, the body will see that there are not enough nutrients available to the body, and it knows the body can't sustain a child, it becomes more efficient in its use, with the reproductive systems being one of the big ones. Prolonged amenorrhea can lead to premature menopause, or similar. |
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White and Nerdy
They see me mowin'... my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy? Look at me, I'm white & nerdy I wanna roll with... the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy I'm just too white & nerdy Really, really white & nerdy First in my class there at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin - to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my Top 8 spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number one Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun "Happy Days" is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on... They see me roll on... my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy? Look at me, I'm white & nerdy I'd like to roll with... the gangstas Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy I'm just too white & nerdy How'd I get so white & nerdy? I've been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized "Holy Grail" really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doin' web sites When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a home page for my dog Yo, I got myself a fanny pack They were havin' a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap Pop pop, hope no one sees me... gettin' freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin'... they laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white & nerdy Just because I'm white & nerdy Just because I'm white & nerdy All because I'm white & nerdy Holy cow, I'm white & nerdy I wanna bowl with... the gangstas But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy I'm just too white & nerdy Look at me, I'm white & nerdy |
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