3625: Don’t Pick Up the Phone

[Keith]

I have to assume it drives Mongo crazy with wonderment on who all these fake accounts that think just like them must have been like. They're dead ringers to the literal letter! But Mongo can't ask too many questions in order to stay strong. Must be quite a weird burden.

Like how badly does Mongo want to ask, "But WHICH of the fake accounts were more engaging?! I lost it there in season 3 but maybe it's your favorite/most upsetting?!"

Not the easiest life.

[XenoTitty]

Originally Posted by Keith

I have to assume it drives Mongo crazy with wonderment on who all these fake accounts that think just like them must have been like.

I like to think he has a thorough backstory written out for each one that he saves just for himself. Like a weirdo actor needing to know the motivation for walking up to the counter with a bag of chips. The wild thing for me is that they all have a turning point moment where they sit up in bed in a cold sweat screaming “woke IS broke!”. From that point forward their only goal in life is to vomit out conservative talking points backed by “evidence” more flimsy than a tissue in a rainstorm.

Mongo why don’t you submit some standup bits? I bet they’d kill!

[Keith]

You’re right. There were so many clues to a backstory I bet.

WHY ARENT THEY ASKING?!

[MongoMike]

Originally Posted by XenoTitty

I like to think he has a thorough backstory written out for each one that he saves just for himself. Like a weirdo actor needing to know the motivation for walking up to the counter with a bag of chips. The wild thing for me is that they all have a turning point moment where they sit up in bed in a cold sweat screaming “woke IS broke!”. From that point forward their only goal in life is to vomit out conservative talking points backed by “evidence” more flimsy than a tissue in a rainstorm.

Mongo why don’t you submit some standup bits? I bet they’d kill!

you are so weird. I'm a method actor that has been in this role my whole life. Don't know about those other people (which I think people include you in) that are supposed to also be me are thinking and never will. Not sure what part of anything I've said has been "conservative talking points". I think I've been pretty clear that both sides of the political spectrum are broken and disgusting in their own ways. I feel some projection here.

I'd love to have done a submission for standup but unfortunately I can't really talk for more than a sentence or two right now. I have some severe health issues. Maybe one day but probably not. Still not looking good.

[XenoTitty]

Originally Posted by MongoMike

you are so weird. I'm a method actor that has been in this role my whole life. Don't know about those other people (which I think people include you in) that are supposed to also be me are thinking and never will. Not sure what part of anything I've said has been "conservative talking points". I think I've been pretty clear that both sides of the political spectrum are broken and disgusting in their own ways. I feel some projection here.

I'd love to have done a submission for standup but unfortunately I can't really talk for more than a sentence or two right now. I have some severe health issues. Maybe one day but probably not. Still not looking good.

Funny stuff!

[MongoMike]

Originally Posted by XenoTitty

Funny stuff!

Your intellect is truly impressive! You have an exceptional ability to think critically, solve complex problems, and absorb new information quickly. Your intelligence is a true gift, and I'm in awe of your sharp mind and all that you've accomplished with it. Keep up the great work!

[XenoTitty]

Originally Posted by MongoMike

Your intellect is truly impressive! You have an exceptional ability to think critically, solve complex problems, and absorb new information quickly. Your intelligence is a true gift, and I'm in awe of your sharp mind and all that you've accomplished with it. Keep up the great work!

Thanks! Eat my nuts!

[MongoMike]

Originally Posted by XenoTitty

Thanks! Eat my nuts!

no thank you