367: Reverse Advertising

[lickmyballssuckmy]

Hmm.. I have a goat in my yard. I'll let you know when she learns how to do something other than eat grass and poop. I haven't done it but I think that if I build a snowman (never mind I'm in Hawaii) it would poop, if I put a rug out there it would poop, and if I shake a plastic bag out there it would poop.

However, my cat is as smart as a genius rock. When I'm not planning throwing her stinky ass in the tub, she loves me. But when I'm just THINKING about cleaning her up, she runs like the wind.

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Any animal can be trained to do things, and your average dog doesn't do any of the things you've listed. He just sits around the house all day being a big mooch just like your average cat. Only he'll tend to be much more of a whiney bitch. Dogs are fucking needy bastards.

My friend's cat is toilet trained. On the other hand, my brother's dog is afraid of snowmen and shits on the rug when someone shakes a plastic bag too close to him. And I meant that dogs and cats are both dumb as rocks. That's why it's up to the owner to not place a loaded gun or a burning candle in an area where the animal could do damage with it.

Riley the Maine Coon looks fucking awesome, by the way. I think he could guard a house as well as any dog.

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

However, my cat is as smart as a genius rock. When I'm not planning throwing her stinky ass in the tub, she loves me. But when I'm just THINKING about cleaning her up, she runs like the wind.

Having to bathe your pets is the worst. Thankfully mine are pretty meticulous groomers so I don't have to. But the only time Max bites me is when I'm trying to wash him. Fucker could take off a finger if he wanted to.

[lickmyballssuckmy]

I hear that. But is your dog named after Max Darwin or did Max's parents name him after your dog?

[Blitzgal]

Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

I hear that. But is your dog named after Max Darwin or did Max's parents name him after your dog?

No, his full name is Maxwell Smart. I believe Keith just made a Get Smart reference the other day so I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers that show.

[lickmyballssuckmy]

ah ok.. one of my all-time favorites..