369: Jerkin' to It

jwdd27 · 10-20-2006, 10:08 AM

GREAT show, thanks Patrice, Keith, Chemda and interns.

Robin Williams' upcoming movies, according to IMDB: "License to Wed", "The Krazees" and yes, "Mrs Doubtfire 2".
I wouldn't pay him half a million for the three.
Actually, as I look down his Filmography, I realise how many of his movies I fucking despise. Shit, shit and more shit.

The body parts theft thing is sick, Alistair Cooke's bones were stolen to be re-used in transplants/grafts, despite the fact he was 95 when he died, and that the cancer that killed him had spread to his bones.

martin · 10-20-2006, 10:28 AM

I'm thinking that an ice cream scooper would probably be best used in some sort of ass-play. (assuming, of course, your not going to use it to scoop ice cream)

Blitzgal · 10-20-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

I've got my own which involves a trip to Wisconsin and trying to choose between Blitzgal and Ezmeray. And then, all of a sudden, I don't have to choose between them. gotta go get another tray now..

Jane is a vegan and I'm a liberal. You might want to rethink your fantasy. (I have no idea what Jane's political leanings are but the incidence of veganism on the Right is sort of negligable.) Liberals fuck with no shame.

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-20-2006, 10:44 AM

That just makes it hotter. Please don't ruin this for me..

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Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Jane is a vegan and I'm a liberal. You might want to rethink your fantasy. (I have no idea what Jane's political leanings are but the incidence of veganism on the Right is sort of negligable.) Liberals fuck with no shame.

Blitzgal · 10-20-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

That just makes it hotter. Please don't ruin this for me..

If you want, you can pretend I'm a naughty progressive who needs to be spanked. There, does that help?

lickmyballssuckmy · 10-20-2006, 10:58 AM

omg.. (looking for pic of Blitzgal).. yes.. That's purrfect... This could get a little rough..

ok, I got it..

You and Jane are staffers for a democrat congressperson from Wisconsin. It's election day and only one of us can win the bet. And we have to wait until after midnight because elections don't happen on SADW.

How's that for a plot, Keith?

adrian · 10-20-2006, 10:01 PM

It's a shame that the McCartney/Mills divorce has turned nasty - especially as he had tried to keep things civil - at an early press conference the media were doing the usual comparisons of his marriage to Linda (the ideal wife) and his marriage to Heather.

When asked if he'd ever consider going down on one knee again, he said he'd prefer it if they'd refer to her as Heather

jsavimbi · 10-20-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by adrian

It's a shame that the McCartney/Mills divorce has turned nasty - especially as he had tried to keep things civil - at an early press conference the media were doing the usual comparisons of his marriage to Linda (the ideal wife) and his marriage to Heather.

When asked if he'd ever consider going down on one knee again, he said he'd prefer it if they'd refer to her as Heather

No, it's not a shame. Here's a guy who had everything and he decided to marry some sketchy person without soliciting any advice. If I were worth $1.5x billion I wouldn't shake hands without a background check.

And no, he didn't handle it well at all. Handling it well consists of playing the game and paying her off in exchange for her silence. Heard from Marla Maples lately? No. Do you know why? Because The Donald is fucking smart. Everything has a price and discretion is one of those things.

adrian · 10-20-2006, 10:35 PM

Guess that one went over your head?

jsavimbi · 10-20-2006, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by adrian

Guess that one went over your head?

No, I know she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

10-20-2006, 10:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
jwdd27 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,780	GREAT show, thanks Patrice, Keith, Chemda and interns. Robin Williams' upcoming movies, according to IMDB: "License to Wed", "The Krazees" and yes, "Mrs Doubtfire 2". I wouldn't pay him half a million for the three. Actually, as I look down his Filmography, I realise how many of his movies I fucking despise. Shit, shit and more shit. The body parts theft thing is sick, Alistair Cooke's bones were stolen to be re-used in transplants/grafts, despite the fact he was 95 when he died, and that the cancer that killed him had spread to his bones.
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10-20-2006, 10:28 AM	#12 (permalink)
martin Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bay City MI Posts: 62	I'm thinking that an ice cream scooper would probably be best used in some sort of ass-play. (assuming, of course, your not going to use it to scoop ice cream)
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lickmyballssuckmy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hilo, Hawaii Posts: 946	omg.. (looking for pic of Blitzgal).. yes.. That's purrfect... This could get a little rough.. ok, I got it.. You and Jane are staffers for a democrat congressperson from Wisconsin. It's election day and only one of us can win the bet. And we have to wait until after midnight because elections don't happen on SADW. How's that for a plot, Keith? Last edited by lickmyballssuckmy; 10-20-2006 at 11:12 AM.
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adrian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vancouver Island, Canada Posts: 135	It's a shame that the McCartney/Mills divorce has turned nasty - especially as he had tried to keep things civil - at an early press conference the media were doing the usual comparisons of his marriage to Linda (the ideal wife) and his marriage to Heather. When asked if he'd ever consider going down on one knee again, he said he'd prefer it if they'd refer to her as Heather
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