3711: Keep It Movin’ w/ Bianca Brady

[Rune]

I’ve tried to join a dating app, but can’t seem to go through with it. I’m in a new city too, where it would be ideal. That’s right, I somehow source these fuckers exclusively irl, if you don’t count Instagram.

Most recent is the guy who fixed my car window that got broken into, and then jumped my car when I tried to turn on the engine to make sure the up/down car window mechanism thingy was working but couldn’t (dead from sitting too long), and then asked me if I noticed I had a flat and fixed that. Completely chill type of personality. Cute. Whole time I’m wondering, wtf does this guy not have other appointments? Turned out it’s his business. By the time he asked if he can keep my number, I was like why tf not, what else are you totally chill about and handy with? In my head, ofc.

What are the odds this fucker is totally chill and handy all over the city. Guess we’ll find out

[bluenova]

Love to hear Bianca's voice! So glad she's feeling better!

I was also on group tour vacay where I witnessed a guy in our group just swiping yes without looking. It's a numbers game for some of them.

[rodimusprime]

Originally Posted by bluenova

Love to hear Bianca's voice! So glad she's feeling better!

I was also on group tour vacay where I witnessed a guy in our group just swiping yes without looking. It's a numbers game for some of them.

There's something so funny about spending so much time mulling over a profile just to have some dude randomly saying "yes" to every profile he sees.

[bluenova]

Originally Posted by rodimusprime

There's something so funny about spending so much time mulling over a profile just to have some dude randomly saying "yes" to every profile he sees.

Seriously! I should make a profile that says something like "I love putting hamsters up my man's ass" and other fun things to catch these guys. Make it worth my time later when I bring up if he has a hamster breed preference.

I guess if I get a real hamster up the butt enthusiast, I'll accept that's the price of the game.