3717: Aggressive Politeness w/ Chris Turner

Keith · 09-14-2023, 02:00 PM

Improv rap genius Chris Turner returns to serve up a digestible version of the news, from violent politeness to Sean Penn trying to violate your virtual daughters. Also, Elon Musk had Amber Heard dress as Mercy from Overwatch when they dated, and Chris has the beat on it all.

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Keith · 09-14-2023, 04:15 PM

And, just between us, IT'S MALLORY'S BIRTHDAY!

Josh · 09-14-2023, 07:52 PM

I'm glad I could provide such a vomit-inducing cover for a book that will hit store shelves. Mallory did amazing with the graphic design. Chef's kiss!

Keith · 09-14-2023, 08:02 PM

It's not the Statue of Liberty! It's the Crown of Thorns!

I love it so much.

Josh · 09-14-2023, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

It's not the Statue of Liberty! It's the Crown of Thorns!

I love it so much.

awww thank you!

GOOD GOD, CHRIS TURNER IS SOOOOO GOOD!

Keith · 09-14-2023, 08:18 PM

Jesus Christ you both

mxmalloryjane · 09-14-2023, 11:09 PM

High fives to Josh! it was a pleasure to contribute and collaborate!

and y'all made my birthday a beautiful exquisite really great best time I've ever had this year.

Thank you, seriously.

reedcj · 09-15-2023, 04:12 AM

"The cover art made me throw up in my mouth, it's perfect!". CJ Reed." That's my quote if you wish to use it! It's an awesome cover for the contents indeed, thanks for the great work and presentation Josh and Mallory. Also, Chris Turner is amazing, thank you Chemda and Keith for having them back.

thirteen · 09-15-2023, 06:44 AM

:O

^ my reaction to cover

Great guest, obvi

Rune · 09-20-2023, 01:03 AM

I must have quite the active imagination. Based on the description of the Dad Emails cover on the show, the actual cover looks tasteful compared to the gross picture my imagination cooked up

The average passerby would probably only pick up on creepy old dude w/ lotion/tissue at hand (hint at masturbation). Gross enough, to be fair.

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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,946	3717: Aggressive Politeness w/ Chris Turner Improv rap genius Chris Turner returns to serve up a digestible version of the news, from violent politeness to Sean Penn trying to violate your virtual daughters. Also, Elon Musk had Amber Heard dress as Mercy from Overwatch when they dated, and Chris has the beat on it all. Guest: Chris Turner Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed The Girl, reedcj and mxmalloryjane like this.
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Josh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Halifax NS Posts: 348	I'm glad I could provide such a vomit-inducing cover for a book that will hit store shelves. Mallory did amazing with the graphic design. Chef's kiss! Keith, The Girl, litlokc and 5 others like this.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,946	It's not the Statue of Liberty! It's the Crown of Thorns! I love it so much. The Girl and Josh like this.
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mxmalloryjane Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 57	High fives to Josh! it was a pleasure to contribute and collaborate! and y'all made my birthday a beautiful exquisite really great best time I've ever had this year. Thank you, seriously. Keith, The Girl, Josh and 4 others like this.
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reedcj Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 94	"The cover art made me throw up in my mouth, it's perfect!". CJ Reed." That's my quote if you wish to use it! It's an awesome cover for the contents indeed, thanks for the great work and presentation Josh and Mallory. Also, Chris Turner is amazing, thank you Chemda and Keith for having them back. Keith, The Girl, Josh and 3 others like this.
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,121	:O ^ my reaction to cover Great guest, obvi Keith, The Girl, Josh and 2 others like this.
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09-20-2023, 01:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Rune Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2019 Posts: 167	I must have quite the active imagination. Based on the description of the Dad Emails cover on the show, the actual cover looks tasteful compared to the gross picture my imagination cooked up The average passerby would probably only pick up on creepy old dude w/ lotion/tissue at hand (hint at masturbation). Gross enough, to be fair.
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