3717: Aggressive Politeness w/ Chris Turner

[llahekaj]

I’m glad you brought Chris on and brought him back again so soon!

I’ve been waiting for a while!




https://imgur.com/yxpJemc

[starscream]

This Pohl is rigged! I want to vote Yes but it says I've already voted!!!

Really can't believe I'd be the only one either. Or that Keith finds this weird in any way. I do understand the Doge concerns though. So I guess rig away.

[Keith]

I guess you’ll just have to explain.

[starscream]

Originally Posted by Keith

I guess you’ll just have to explain.

I don't even know what there is to explain. I mean, I don't have the money to commission something so intricate as a Mercy costume, but Snow White, Jasmine, Leeloo... these are things already bought/made for some past Halloween. Why wouldn't I want them to get worn again?

[shoebootie]

My friend who makes the worst decisions divorced her husband, married him again, and now wants to divorce him again. Whyyyy bother?!


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[Keith]

Literally today someone held a door open for me. I said, “Thank you,” and they said, “You’re welcome.”

And I thought: “Really?! Fuckin’ die.”

[Apia resurrected]

We also don’t have the expression “you are welcome” here at all.

[Rune]

I must have quite the active imagination. Based on the description of the Dad Emails cover on the show, the actual cover looks tasteful compared to the gross picture my imagination cooked up

The average passerby would probably only pick up on creepy old dude w/ lotion/tissue at hand (hint at masturbation). Gross enough, to be fair.

[Rune]

Originally Posted by XenoTitty

“If this book cover was a puzzle I would throw those lips pieces in the trash” -Puzzle Enthusiast


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The lips are definitely disturbing

[Rune]

Originally Posted by shoebootie

My friend who makes the worst decisions divorced her husband, married him again, and now wants to divorce him again. Whyyyy bother?!


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My cousin’s wife, who I’m sure has some kind of undiagnosed multiple personality d/o, cheated on him, burned his clothes, slapped his mom, keyed multiple cars in the lot at his family house (quite a night). They divorced, but I hear they’re back together…again. I mean, the sex must be great, but wtf bro.