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03-09-2007, 11:02 AM
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03-09-2007, 11:20 AM
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...Like me... Which makes me God-like. Fallible, but prone to claim otherwise I'm out of beer. My god-like apathy is powered by beers. I'm about to fall back to earth, Icarus-style |
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03-09-2007, 11:21 AM
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another proposal
I took my then-girlfriend to a nice Chinese restaurant, and when the check and fortune cookies came, I "dropped" my fortune slip on the floor. While picking it up, I substituted it with a pre-made fortune slip I had tucked under my sleeve, looked at it quizzingly, and handed it to her...
"Melinda, will you marry me?" Big surprise, lots of crying, applause in the restaurant---and we've been married 13 years. Cheers! vastwasteland |
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03-09-2007, 11:26 AM
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03-09-2007, 11:27 AM
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<edit - damn elleJ beat me to it!!> FUUUUUCKKK YOUUUUU! and welcome to the forums - we keep the Handi-wipe towellettes by the cash register |
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At this point I think marriage in our society can be likened to self-flagellation. We do it because we care about someone other than ourselves (ie. God / spouse), but in the end it scars you for life.... I hope my girlfriend never sees this. -Peesch Last edited by armenta; 03-09-2007 at 11:59 AM. |
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Forget the logistics of bride-side/groom-side seating for the ceremony. The reception and gift potential would be fuckin AWWWESOME! "I'd like a 343some with pork fried rice. Everyone may kiss the bride" |
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03-09-2007, 12:18 PM
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The show reminded me of my first post:
01-24-2006, 12:22 PM #16 plazaflores Junior Member Public Transportation jerking story On a very crowded bus, my friend and I got separated and she ended way in the bak of the bus. We were all jam-packed for a while, and little by little the bus got empty. Once I was able to make my way back, I see my friend sitting down and crying. Apparently, she never felt anything, but this guy rubbed against her to the point of cuming ... all over the back of her shirt. And then rang the bell and got off the bus ... This was her first visit to NYC ... and last may I add. |
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