457: Marry Me!

ElleJ · 03-09-2007, 01:18 PM

I've been with my bf for 8 years, I'm not the pushy "oh my god we need to get married, what will our friends think" type. We've been together long enough that I know we'll always be together, and I just don't care whether or not we're officially married. Plus, we're only 25...

I'm easy, if we do get engaged I don't want a real diamond. He knows to get me a gigantic cz ring though, of course I'll want to show it off to my family and girl friends. No one I know can tell the difference.

If we get married, I don't want a wedding. I want to spend every dime we'd spend on a wedding on a kick ass vacation. (I think my friends will thank me when they don't have to buy a shitty dress they'll wear once, or make their boyfriends dress up and listen to them complain all day)

dtheman · 03-09-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by plazaflores

The show reminded me of my first post:

01-24-2006, 12:22 PM #16 plazaflores
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Public Transportation jerking story
t this guy rubbed against her to the point of cuming ... all over the back of her shirt. And then rang the bell and got off the bus ... This was her first visit to NYC ... and last may I add.

Only in New York, only in New York

jadogg1222 · 03-10-2007, 12:51 AM

I tried to propose to my wife. I remember it oh so well............not really I just remember aving something planned she killed it b/c she went to bed so I ate the food and got drunk and she did not know any thing was going on. We still got married and are some how still married.

jadogg1222 · 03-10-2007, 01:00 AM

I got a question how do you find out how to sell your ball for 250 grand I could use the money.

Towers · 03-11-2007, 06:10 PM

Just thought I'd add the romantic tale of two school friends.. Well they weren't friends, they were both monsters (Look wise) and kinda settled on each other. Anyway they decided that because getting married is an expensive venture that'd get married on September 11th (3 years ago i think). Lovely to think that they're anniversary will be 9/11 every year.. Anyway keep up the good shows
Tom

william · 03-13-2007, 11:26 AM

Reading the vows section of the Times. Sometimes it's good for a laugh, other times it makes me wonder why I'm not out leading an amazing adventurous life.

Then again, it's all on the spin.

Anyways, came across this:

They married themselves, which is allowed under Colorado law, in an adobe chapel filled with candles and young couples

Neat. Didn't know that was an option.

Makes sense. After all, legally it's just a contract singed by the parties and witnesses.

Scott Beowulf · 03-13-2007, 09:18 PM

My roommate's girlfriend proposed to him about 3 months ago. He said OK and they came running in to tell me the news. A week later, he gets a MySpace message from some random guy that says he's been fucking my roommate's now fiancee. When he confronts her about it, she said "We got the rest of our lives to be with each other, so one time's not a big deal." As if that's an excuse.
Anyway, he broke it off, but he's still fucking her. And she's no doubt fucking the rest of the town. Balls to them.

Funk · 03-18-2007, 08:56 PM

Called in and earned a KATG quote. My work here on earth is finished now.

DJ Trashy · 06-19-2007, 06:40 AM

just for the official online record, the donkey in the hotel room story was a hoax.....

http://www.galwayfirst.ie/index.php?...254&Itemid=606

03-09-2007, 01:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
ElleJ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,197	I've been with my bf for 8 years, I'm not the pushy "oh my god we need to get married, what will our friends think" type. We've been together long enough that I know we'll always be together, and I just don't care whether or not we're officially married. Plus, we're only 25... I'm easy, if we do get engaged I don't want a real diamond. He knows to get me a gigantic cz ring though, of course I'll want to show it off to my family and girl friends. No one I know can tell the difference. If we get married, I don't want a wedding. I want to spend every dime we'd spend on a wedding on a kick ass vacation. (I think my friends will thank me when they don't have to buy a shitty dress they'll wear once, or make their boyfriends dress up and listen to them complain all day) __________________ No apologies ever need be made. I know you better than you fake it.
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03-10-2007, 12:51 AM	#23 (permalink)
jadogg1222 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Berea, KY Posts: 159	I tried to propose to my wife. I remember it oh so well............not really I just remember aving something planned she killed it b/c she went to bed so I ate the food and got drunk and she did not know any thing was going on. We still got married and are some how still married.
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03-10-2007, 01:00 AM	#24 (permalink)
jadogg1222 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Berea, KY Posts: 159	I got a question how do you find out how to sell your ball for 250 grand I could use the money.
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03-11-2007, 06:10 PM	#25 (permalink)
Towers Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 23	Just thought I'd add the romantic tale of two school friends.. Well they weren't friends, they were both monsters (Look wise) and kinda settled on each other. Anyway they decided that because getting married is an expensive venture that'd get married on September 11th (3 years ago i think). Lovely to think that they're anniversary will be 9/11 every year.. Anyway keep up the good shows Tom
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03-13-2007, 11:26 AM	#26 (permalink)
william Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: McMurdo Station Posts: 1,461	Reading the vows section of the Times. Sometimes it's good for a laugh, other times it makes me wonder why I'm not out leading an amazing adventurous life. Then again, it's all on the spin. Anyways, came across this: They married themselves, which is allowed under Colorado law, in an adobe chapel filled with candles and young couples Neat. Didn't know that was an option. Makes sense. After all, legally it's just a contract singed by the parties and witnesses.
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03-13-2007, 09:18 PM	#27 (permalink)
Scott Beowulf Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Athens, GA Posts: 4	My roommate's girlfriend proposed to him about 3 months ago. He said OK and they came running in to tell me the news. A week later, he gets a MySpace message from some random guy that says he's been fucking my roommate's now fiancee. When he confronts her about it, she said "We got the rest of our lives to be with each other, so one time's not a big deal." As if that's an excuse. Anyway, he broke it off, but he's still fucking her. And she's no doubt fucking the rest of the town. Balls to them.
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03-18-2007, 08:56 PM	#28 (permalink)
Funk Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 59	Called in and earned a KATG quote. My work here on earth is finished now.
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06-19-2007, 06:40 AM	#29 (permalink)
DJ Trashy Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 870	just for the official online record, the donkey in the hotel room story was a hoax..... http://www.galwayfirst.ie/index.php?...254&Itemid=606
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