501: The Gunner

[Keith]

"Sex after anything cures it. Come on."

[PKPK]

Congrats Gunner. What an honor. I do like the nifty duds you got Keet. Next time get him a good battle worn set covered with Iraqi sand, the smell of gun powder from your riffle "Rhian" and the blood of Dr. Dan.

Get some!


Good work soldier!

[blobby]

Maybe that USA guy that made the song USA we stand as one can help the americans out with being even more USA.

Maybe "we stand as one" can be warm up(chuking beer/bear) song or something.
Maybe Brolo can cover it

[gumby013]

Thanks for the for the thanks Deuce. I knew you would want to be included. I tried to get a little bit of everyone in.

[blobby]

The funny thing about this qoute is that it was actually the driving directions to yogi berras house

When you get to a fork in the road, take it.

Berra has claimed that this is part of some driving directions to his house. In his hometown of Montclair, New Jersey, there is a fork in the road and either way you take, you will get to his house. Some people find this to be a very poignant quotation, thinking it means that when you find a challenge, overcome it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogiisms

So when ever a student talking to a graduation and doesn't mention the real context or put it in anouther context. The head master, pricipal or who ever is closest should run up and smack the student, take his/hers diploma and burn it right there. And say something like see this what happends if you don't do your research.

[austindude]

Keith said it was going to be Andy Rooney, but instead they played a comic. He was really funny, just wondering who it was.

[Blitzgal]

Nerd moment:

"To be or not to be" is an amazing soliloquy in which Hamlet, whose father has been murdered by the man who then married his mother and became his step-father, ponders if it's better (nobler) to fight against the powers that be even if you know this means certain death for yourself. Sorry Keith, but you just don't get it. This is the kind of shit you loved when they had it in "300." I guess Hamlet could've just said, "Spartans! Prepare for glory!" Much simpler that way.

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

Nerd moment:

"To be or not to be" is an amazing soliloquy in which Hamlet, whose father has been murdered by the man who then married his mother and became his step-father, ponders if it's better (nobler) to fight against the powers that be even if you know this means certain death for yourself. Sorry Keith, but you just don't get it. This is the kind of shit you loved when they had it in "300." I guess Hamlet could've just said, "Spartans! Prepare for glory!" Much simpler that way.

To be honest, though, while the entire soliloquy is good, the line, "To be or not to be," has very little meaning in and of itself.

It's like taking a few words out of the beginning of a quote and claiming that's the whole thing, just like Yogi Berra.

[NazT N8]

Gene Simmons daughter is slutty hot. I'm guessing this is why...

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by PKPK

Congrats Gunner. What an honor. I do like the nifty duds you got Keet. Next time get him a good battle worn set covered with Iraqi sand, the smell of gun powder from your riffle "Rhian" and the blood of Dr. Dan.

Get some!


Good work soldier!

a weapon named Rhian?

what would the gun make a litney of gun and knife and then cannon like sounds then fall down and collect disability ?