501: The Gunner

aznbrian · 05-29-2007, 06:20 PM

well... i have decided not to get a katg tattoo yet... sober heads prevailed, so ban me if u will, but the air force has better food and either way, there are not too many hot military girls... its just the way it is... and civilians don't care what branch you are in, so... i'm thinking air force wins

The Gunner · 05-29-2007, 07:16 PM

Air force has better food, yes, but that is because we have a little thing called war to worry about, we get MREs (they aren't that bad). And yes, there are several hot military girls, you just gotta know where to look. Finally, I'll quote one of my sergeants, "The Air Force can suck my right nut."

aznbrian · 05-29-2007, 07:27 PM

hey man... they can suck my left and right nut... at the same time and even dip them in honey and coat that with sprinkles, not the lame colored ones, but ones shaped like lips... anyway much respect to everyone still serving the country, but as far as cushyness goes... air force wins

The Gunner · 05-29-2007, 08:58 PM

Cushyness, yes. Pussyness, fuck yes. The Air Foce is weak, thats all I'm saying.

Keith · 05-30-2007, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by aznbrian

well... i have decided not to get a katg tattoo yet... sober heads prevailed, so ban me if u will

We're forgiving you that you said that. Maybe you're drunk again. It is 2:37 AM EST. You have 24 hours to convince your fellow HONEST forum members you SHOULDN'T be the very first forever-banned resident.

god · 06-19-2007, 09:10 PM

I like how Chemda talked shit about the Spartans in The 300, but she still fantasized about Keith being in the army when they had sex:

http://cache.libsyn.com/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-22.mp3 @ 35:28

(I'll catch up someday...)

05-29-2007, 06:20 PM	#41 (permalink)
aznbrian Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: minnesota Posts: 38	air force well... i have decided not to get a katg tattoo yet... sober heads prevailed, so ban me if u will, but the air force has better food and either way, there are not too many hot military girls... its just the way it is... and civilians don't care what branch you are in, so... i'm thinking air force wins
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05-29-2007, 07:16 PM	#42 (permalink)
The Gunner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 382	Air force has better food, yes, but that is because we have a little thing called war to worry about, we get MREs (they aren't that bad). And yes, there are several hot military girls, you just gotta know where to look. Finally, I'll quote one of my sergeants, "The Air Force can suck my right nut."
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05-29-2007, 07:27 PM	#43 (permalink)
aznbrian Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: minnesota Posts: 38	hey man... they can suck my left and right nut... at the same time and even dip them in honey and coat that with sprinkles, not the lame colored ones, but ones shaped like lips... anyway much respect to everyone still serving the country, but as far as cushyness goes... air force wins
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05-29-2007, 08:58 PM	#44 (permalink)
The Gunner Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 382	Cushyness, yes. Pussyness, fuck yes. The Air Foce is weak, thats all I'm saying.
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06-19-2007, 09:10 PM	#46 (permalink)
god Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 136	I like how Chemda talked shit about the Spartans in The 300, but she still fantasized about Keith being in the army when they had sex: http://cache.libsyn.com/shitecom/KATG-2007-05-22.mp3 @ 35:28 (I'll catch up someday...)
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