593: Parental Guidance

thomaus · 10-07-2007, 10:36 AM

My wife Anne, broke the news to the daughter who wanted the school sweatpants with her school's name across her bum. (Of course we're taking Keith and Chemda's advice.)

She wasn't too upset. "I'll try again next year" was her response.

So, as I started listening to the segment, I thought--finally, an episode that we can let the girls listen to. (We talk about the show in the house quite a bit, but the kids aren't allow to listen.) But no, I think we'll pass on letting them listen to this. Even if I edited out all the bad words, I don't think Spooky's philosophy on procreation is wise to drop on teen-aged ears.

Notjustagoodclown · 10-07-2007, 01:40 PM

Are pants with a word across the ass any worse really than a t-shirt with a picture/words across the titties?? It's okay to check out a rack but not an ass?

JBex · 10-07-2007, 05:15 PM

when the words are across the breasts sometimes they are there due to the shirts design, it could look akward on another part, the chest is one of the primary location for writing. the ass pants have absolutely no purpose in design, its just saying "look at my ass" and it is almost never good advise to follow.

bowling_for_pyros · 10-07-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sajizzle

My girlfriend is totally creeped out by Spooky after this episode.

We all are a little

robotparker · 10-07-2007, 08:20 PM

Notjustagoodclown · 10-07-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by robotparker

Uncle Jimmy?!?

messy · 10-08-2007, 05:03 AM

While I was at work the other day a little girl (probably around 7) came in with her father. As they were leaving I noticed the back of her jeans said "Purrfect". Needless to say I was a little creeped out...there's just no need for it!

armenta · 10-08-2007, 11:16 AM

Everyone seems to have some idea how to get rid of hick-ups. My dad has given me a pretty reliable solution. Its a bit uncomfortable but it works. Two nerves run down either side of your trachea (throat) from your brain to your diaphragm. The twitching of the diaphragm causes the hick-ups.

Place your thumbs on either side of throat and grip your fingers on the back of neck, just under the hinge of your jaw. Squeeze as hard as you can without passing out. Your breathing will be a bit restricted and you will get a little light headed. If you have been successful in stopping the nerve impulse a few times you will have stopped the repetitive cycle that only seems to restart the event over and over again.

My ex girlfriend used to get really bad hick-ups that would endure for over and hour or so. She eventually just asked me to do it for her. So guys if you need an excuse to choke your lady every now and then, here ya go.

As to the validity of my cure, my dad is a surgeon and not some hack snake-oil-salesman.

-Peesch

Keith · 10-08-2007, 11:28 AM

I also heard that you can take a big deep breath and as you hold it a friend slaps your chest pretty hard.

Then his sister and her friends play The Rainbow Game.

levendus · 10-08-2007, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

I also heard that you can take a big deep breath and as you hold it a friend slaps your chest pretty hard.

Then his sister and her friends play The Rainbow Game.

Does the winner gets seven minutes in heaven?

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thomaus Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 20	One of the 14-year-olds' response... My wife Anne, broke the news to the daughter who wanted the school sweatpants with her school's name across her bum. (Of course we're taking Keith and Chemda's advice.) She wasn't too upset. "I'll try again next year" was her response. So, as I started listening to the segment, I thought--finally, an episode that we can let the girls listen to. (We talk about the show in the house quite a bit, but the kids aren't allow to listen.) But no, I think we'll pass on letting them listen to this. Even if I edited out all the bad words, I don't think Spooky's philosophy on procreation is wise to drop on teen-aged ears.
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Notjustagoodclown Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 24	ass pants Are pants with a word across the ass any worse really than a t-shirt with a picture/words across the titties?? It's okay to check out a rack but not an ass?
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JBex Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Manhattan Posts: 5	when the words are across the breasts sometimes they are there due to the shirts design, it could look akward on another part, the chest is one of the primary location for writing. the ass pants have absolutely no purpose in design, its just saying "look at my ass" and it is almost never good advise to follow.
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messy Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Eng-a-land! Posts: 75	While I was at work the other day a little girl (probably around 7) came in with her father. As they were leaving I noticed the back of her jeans said "Purrfect". Needless to say I was a little creeped out...there's just no need for it!
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armenta Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manhattan Posts: 729	Everyone seems to have some idea how to get rid of hick-ups. My dad has given me a pretty reliable solution. Its a bit uncomfortable but it works. Two nerves run down either side of your trachea (throat) from your brain to your diaphragm. The twitching of the diaphragm causes the hick-ups. Place your thumbs on either side of throat and grip your fingers on the back of neck, just under the hinge of your jaw. Squeeze as hard as you can without passing out. Your breathing will be a bit restricted and you will get a little light headed. If you have been successful in stopping the nerve impulse a few times you will have stopped the repetitive cycle that only seems to restart the event over and over again. My ex girlfriend used to get really bad hick-ups that would endure for over and hour or so. She eventually just asked me to do it for her. So guys if you need an excuse to choke your lady every now and then, here ya go. As to the validity of my cure, my dad is a surgeon and not some hack snake-oil-salesman. -Peesch __________________ <KATG> <!-- TINGS --> </KATG> "This is news and people are buying it. Take away your voting privileges and your uterus, cause you're a f'n idiot." -- Keith Malley "You don't need to be a nerd, to be good a what you do." -- Valeria G.
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