614: Reverend Lawrence Florman

[Brad]

Originally Posted by kiki2006

Who are these raiders that Keith is talking about being on strike?

or are their riders?

Writers. There's a strike going on with television writers. I don't know much about it, but I do know that it may cause a bunch of shows to be delayed. As long as it doesn't fuck up my "Dexter," I give no fucks.

[jesikat]

Originally Posted by Brad

Writers. There's a strike going on with television writers. I don't know much about it, but I do know that it may cause a bunch of shows to be delayed. As long as it doesn't fuck up my "Dexter," I give no fucks.

they've wrapped season 2 so it's not gonna be f'd up. but season 3????? who knows?

[ElleJ]

Like 5 years ago I signed my bf up to be knighted, he is now known as Sir Peter LastName, OLM, a knight of the Chivalric Order of La Mancha.

I signed him up and he got a fancy certificate, a pocket ID card identifying him as a knight, business cards to give to other he saw protecting the code of Chivalry, and a bill for $39.99 which was never paid. They may have revoked his membership for failing to pay, but we were never notified, and really who cares, we got the certificate bitches.

He opened the paperwork and had no clue what it was, I was dying laughing.
I planned on framing his certificate and hanging it in his office with his degree,
but never got around to it. I think it's hysterical and I'd be happy to nominate any of you good sirs to the brotherhood if you'd be interested.

Edit: Apparently nobody paid because the website expired. Oh well, got the certificate. And he doesn't follow the stupid code anyway.

[Vision]

Hey guys, great show. I'm also a rev thru the ULC, and have been for several years now. I've officiated only one wedding, and it was a great, though nerve-racking experience. It's not as simple as giving some couple Shooter McGavins and saying, "ay, you're married!" You gotta deal with the wedding certificate and all the local laws (usually dealing with how to process the paperwork and conduct the service). Good luck, Brolo.

This is my first post. I've never supported the show in any way because I'm always strapped for cash, but since I've got way more time than money, I wanna give you guys a pic. If you wanna use it for something, I'll give you the hi-res version. Might make a cool t-shirt.

[Keith]

Email us the nicer picture, and then go fuck yourself.

[brotherdarkness]

AND THE LORD SAID YOU GOT TO WHIP THE JUGS OUT-AH! OWWWWWWWWWWW!

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by Vision

Hey guys, great show. I'm also a rev thru the ULC, and have been for several years now. I've officiated only one wedding, and it was a great, though nerve-racking experience. It's not as simple as giving some couple Shooter McGavins and saying, "ay, you're married!" You gotta deal with the wedding certificate and all the local laws (usually dealing with how to process the paperwork and conduct the service). Good luck, Brolo.

This is my first post. I've never supported the show in any way because I'm always strapped for cash, but since I've got way more time than money, I wanna give you guys a pic. If you wanna use it for something, I'll give you the hi-res version. Might make a cool t-shirt.

Nice work.

[Inverted54]

So about the orange fuck you, you mix it all first THEN pour it in the shot glass?

[Keith]

You put vodka (any brand, premium is fine) then a splash and a half of orange soda (the cheaper the better) over ice - first vodka then orange drink. No shaking and stirring (a little swirling with your hand on the glass is okay), then you pour into shot glasses and don't enjoy.

[blondeinred]

I make a little drink called an orange cum shot- its orange curacao topped with baileys - mmmmmm