621: Bros Before Hos

[panicBoy]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

SWEET BABY JESUS, how old were you? 3?? My god. As a parent I have no words! Alien? Fuck!

I was either 5 or 6.

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by 36D

A few points:

1. What are the rules for Chemda? Why all these rules on Keith getting his dick touched and touching other people, but we didn't talk about what Chemda gets to do? Or is this just strippers? Come on, GIRL POWER!!
2. Jersey sucks
3. BroLo rocks
4. Keeping it Real pt. 2? Or 3?
5. I'm sorry, "Dee and Skelegirl are in the chat talking about spooky and it's ON!" Who the fuck was that cunt? We said like, two things about spooky in passing. Good lord, get a life already! Okay, /rant

1. If one of your favorite people are from Jersey (And I mean me, not that dude that lives across the river ) you are no longer allowed to say that Jersey sucks. ilu.

Originally Posted by panicBoy

Why am I still reading this thread?

Because I'm retarded.

I don't know why you're still reading...however, I do know that I love your wife. "It's so fucking gross, please watch this baby" flows from my mouth with the greatest of ease, it's nice to know that there is another woman out there who enjoys it just as much as I do.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by panicBoy

I was either 5 or 6.

Fuck! I do have to say it's impressive you haven't turned out to be a deranged postal worker. I still get scared watching it and I'm almost 30.

What a different generation we live in. I remember being maybe 9 or 10 watching Lethal Weapon with my dad. I think I wore out the tape rewinding the first part with the chick jumping nude from the window.

If only I'd have learned to jerk it then, sigh. Wasted time I say.

[panicBoy]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

Fuck! I do have to say it's impressive you haven't turned out to be a deranged postal worker.

I am a deranged postal worker.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by panicBoy

I am a deranged postal worker.

oh. Um. GOOD, you've turned out fantastic! You're a great guy, LOVE you, please never pull a Steve Buschemi from Billy Madison on me. Although I think you'd look good with a shotgun and lipstick