661: Play to Win

Keith · 02-04-2008, 10:00 PM

"Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?"

http://www.gothamcomedyclub.com/even...r=2008&month=2

HanSolo69 · 02-04-2008, 11:12 PM

Was it Jesse who's super picky about people's grammar and other english class type things? Because he was putting words in places where they didn't belong left and right tonight.

andsoitgoes · 02-04-2008, 11:12 PM

"By the power of Greyskull!!"

fuck me, Jesse's story made me PISS myself laughing, I have never laughed so much in a hell of a long time. Fucking awesome.

"We hopped on the back of Battle Cat"

lo-fucking-lz

iheartnihilism · 02-05-2008, 12:25 AM

On drinking mislabeled shit:
Once, after a particulary hectic hotel party i woke up hung over as hell feeling like i had a desert in my mouth. I reached over for a sip of an open soda can (fucking bright) and wound up with a mouthful of cigarette butts and ash water. I've yet to taste anything more vile.

Also, when i was a kid, my family went on a trip to the jersey shore. While stopping for a break my mom gave me a cup of soda from the trunk. I said "This smells funny!" and "...it's not fizzy..." and got promptly yelled at to just drink it. Turns out my uncle keeps a 2 liter sprite bottle of lighter fluid in his trunk (for what?!) and my mom forced me to drink it. I had a hard time breathing while we drove around looking for an open clinic in a neighborhood we'd never been in before. After 6 hours in the hospital where they gave me castor oil or something like it to puke (i didn't), i was given a guilt trip by multiple people in my family for 'ruining' and 'wasting' the first day of our vacation. Ah, sweet family memories!

My favorite part was "Hey! Hey!! No listen! It's our song! ....Let's go punch a cop."

McNally · 02-05-2008, 02:25 AM

We were talking about people doing commercials -- I was thinking about it, and Brolo is a total exception to the rule. For some reason I get excited when he's in an ad. Maybe I would with Keith & Chemda too. I think it's just when I see fucking George Costanza selling KFC, that I think he coulda lived without the extra cash. But for more fledgling celebs, it can be alright.

john le fucker · 02-05-2008, 08:40 AM

i quite liked Silent Hill (good game film).

lordfish · 02-05-2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

"By the power of Greyskull!!"

fuck me, Jesse's story made me PISS myself laughing, I have never laughed so much in a hell of a long time. Fucking awesome.

"We hopped on the back of Battle Cat"

lo-fucking-lz

The He-man reference was hilarious, i recon Jessie has the power.

Brad · 02-05-2008, 09:18 AM

On nerdy video game talk...I pump my fist sometimes when I beat a hard level. Talk about a feg.

And Keith, you should check out Assassin's Creed for the 360.

jesikat · 02-05-2008, 09:27 AM

jesse joyce + mcnally are comic gold. Great episode!

Brad · 02-05-2008, 09:42 AM

Also, fuck Jesse Joyce for giving me the mental image of Richard Simmons "seductively eating bananas."

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iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	On drinking mislabeled shit: Once, after a particulary hectic hotel party i woke up hung over as hell feeling like i had a desert in my mouth. I reached over for a sip of an open soda can (fucking bright) and wound up with a mouthful of cigarette butts and ash water. I've yet to taste anything more vile. Also, when i was a kid, my family went on a trip to the jersey shore. While stopping for a break my mom gave me a cup of soda from the trunk. I said "This smells funny!" and "...it's not fizzy..." and got promptly yelled at to just drink it. Turns out my uncle keeps a 2 liter sprite bottle of lighter fluid in his trunk (for what?!) and my mom forced me to drink it. I had a hard time breathing while we drove around looking for an open clinic in a neighborhood we'd never been in before. After 6 hours in the hospital where they gave me castor oil or something like it to puke (i didn't), i was given a guilt trip by multiple people in my family for 'ruining' and 'wasting' the first day of our vacation. Ah, sweet family memories! My favorite part was "Hey! Hey!! No listen! It's our song! ....Let's go punch a cop." __________________ "Uh, that'll be $14 for the tickets for the babies." "Oh no, no, no, they're just gonna cry. Just gonna come in here and weep." Last edited by iheartnihilism; 02-05-2008 at 01:24 AM.
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McNally Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,314	We were talking about people doing commercials -- I was thinking about it, and Brolo is a total exception to the rule. For some reason I get excited when he's in an ad. Maybe I would with Keith & Chemda too. I think it's just when I see fucking George Costanza selling KFC, that I think he coulda lived without the extra cash. But for more fledgling celebs, it can be alright. Last edited by McNally; 02-05-2008 at 02:28 AM.
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Brad Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 235	On nerdy video game talk...I pump my fist sometimes when I beat a hard level. Talk about a feg. And Keith, you should check out Assassin's Creed for the 360.
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jesikat Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: the mitten Posts: 937	jesse joyce + mcnally are comic gold. Great episode!
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