670: The Helpies

Keith · 02-18-2008, 06:10 PM

"I know you didn't want to get into this..."

sprstu · 02-18-2008, 10:59 PM

my itunes says this was released on 2-15 but today is 2-18 and it just came up. WFTmate? no worries, i look forward to listening regardless.

elmacgato · 02-18-2008, 11:23 PM

I 'll Just put the tip of it in... my favorite line ever....

check out this song about the very same thing
http://homepage.mac.com/darinw/Lies.m4a

andsoitgoes · 02-19-2008, 12:03 AM

wowzers. This was one of those live episodes that knocked ya back. The aftershow... well, wow. Chemda, new side of you. Can't wait to listen to the episode NORMALLY and not on paltalk ass audio! Gooooo TalkTrap!

sully_04 · 02-19-2008, 12:18 AM

that is the nastiest shit you could ever hope not to seein your lifetime. Trust me, I know.

and the aftershow, he slapped the shit out her.

see ya next friday!

andsoitgoes · 02-19-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sully_04

that is the nastiest shit you could ever hope not to seein your lifetime. Trust me, I know.

and the aftershow, he slapped the shit out her.

see ya next friday!

yes... yes you will. *gets paltalk loaded up, upgrades service, prepares camtasia*

yes you will. *bows to goddess known as sully's nipples*

Zenos · 02-19-2008, 12:28 AM

I'm listening to the study where people get together with people who have the same beauty level as them. Keith mentioned how guys sometimes shoot higher though and you see it a lot. Every now and then I see this uggo guy with a good girl or this smoking girl with an ok guy but not as often do I see a really good looking guy, like could be James Bond, with a girl packing the weight or doesn't have as good a face. It does happen, but does anyone else notice this?

apikorus · 02-19-2008, 04:58 AM

This show gave me sores

hellosaka · 02-19-2008, 05:04 AM

I lived in NYC, where I met my Japanese gf 4 years ago (we now live in Japan).

I was with her one night after a date and at the time we'd yet to have sex. She darted into a Duane Reade. When I caught up with her and asked what she needed, she clearly said "Butt Grease".

This was our first uhh, scuffle.

"Butt Grease?"
'yes'.

Repeat 4x.

She went her way in the store, I went mine, and I finally found the aisle that had the KY jelly, excited, in an unsure way.

I then finally met her at the register where she had 3 packs of AAA's.

ldyminerva · 02-19-2008, 08:31 AM

My daughter has Asperger's and it's not like herpies. Here's a short little list of signs and symptoms:

*Engaging in one-sided, long-winded conversations, without noticing if the listener is listening or trying to change the subject
*Displaying unusual nonverbal communication, such as lack of eye contact, few facial expressions, or awkward body postures and gestures
*Showing an intense obsession with one or two specific, narrow subjects, such as baseball statistics, train schedules, weather or snakes
*Appearing not to understand, empathize with, or be sensitive to others' feelings
*Having a hard time "reading" other people or understanding humor
*Speaking in a voice that is monotonous, rigid or unusually fast
*Moving clumsily, with poor coordination
*Having an odd posture or a rigid gait

You silly silly people

To say my 10 year old has something like herpies! that cracks me up! so wrong!

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02-18-2008, 10:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
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elmacgato Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: @ home. Posts: 59	I 'll Just put the tip of it in... my favorite line ever.... check out this song about the very same thing http://homepage.mac.com/darinw/Lies.m4a Last edited by elmacgato; 02-18-2008 at 11:27 PM.
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andsoitgoes Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,123	wowzers. This was one of those live episodes that knocked ya back. The aftershow... well, wow. Chemda, new side of you. Can't wait to listen to the episode NORMALLY and not on paltalk ass audio! Gooooo TalkTrap!
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02-19-2008, 12:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
sully_04 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Des Moines, Iowa Posts: 506	slap me in the helpies that is the nastiest shit you could ever hope not to seein your lifetime. Trust me, I know. and the aftershow, he slapped the shit out her. see ya next friday!
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Zenos Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Southern Ontario (Canada) Posts: 68	I'm listening to the study where people get together with people who have the same beauty level as them. Keith mentioned how guys sometimes shoot higher though and you see it a lot. Every now and then I see this uggo guy with a good girl or this smoking girl with an ok guy but not as often do I see a really good looking guy, like could be James Bond, with a girl packing the weight or doesn't have as good a face. It does happen, but does anyone else notice this?
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02-19-2008, 04:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
apikorus Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: portland, oregon Posts: 16	This show gave me sores
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02-19-2008, 05:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
hellosaka Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3	Batteries I lived in NYC, where I met my Japanese gf 4 years ago (we now live in Japan). I was with her one night after a date and at the time we'd yet to have sex. She darted into a Duane Reade. When I caught up with her and asked what she needed, she clearly said "Butt Grease". This was our first uhh, scuffle. "Butt Grease?" 'yes'. Repeat 4x. She went her way in the store, I went mine, and I finally found the aisle that had the KY jelly, excited, in an unsure way. I then finally met her at the register where she had 3 packs of AAA's.
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02-19-2008, 08:31 AM	#10 (permalink)
ldyminerva Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 95	Asperger's My daughter has Asperger's and it's not like herpies. Here's a short little list of signs and symptoms: Engaging in one-sided, long-winded conversations, without noticing if the listener is listening or trying to change the subject Displaying unusual nonverbal communication, such as lack of eye contact, few facial expressions, or awkward body postures and gestures Showing an intense obsession with one or two specific, narrow subjects, such as baseball statistics, train schedules, weather or snakes Appearing not to understand, empathize with, or be sensitive to others' feelings Having a hard time "reading" other people or understanding humor Speaking in a voice that is monotonous, rigid or unusually fast Moving clumsily, with poor coordination Having an odd posture or a rigid gait You silly silly people To say my 10 year old has something like herpies! that cracks me up! so wrong! __________________ Jenny (insert something witty here)
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