679: Keith's Glamourous Life

Subsonix · 03-03-2008, 07:05 AM

awesome BW....

lebowski · 03-03-2008, 11:03 AM

Keith won't go next-gen, its just too much for him, his brain would explode.

phooey · 03-03-2008, 11:24 AM

I think that larry king sort of looks like Mr. Burns

I wish Janet danced for him and he sat back and said.. "exxxcellent"

mrdahonay · 03-03-2008, 12:59 PM

"A list of rules that you should NEVER have to tell an employee..."

Like...
1) Don't shit in customer's food
2) Don't shit in co-worker's file drawers
3) Don't steal

Now don't get me wrong- I thank non-god that Keet's employers didn't post the list of rules.

Grapist · 03-03-2008, 01:18 PM

It should be pointed out however, if you are given two weeks notice it is perfectly acceptable to "Skybox" the employee toilet, well, assuming it has a tank.

drtygrrl · 03-03-2008, 02:04 PM

That's just too funny. Larry King is the next Andy Rooney!

matsie · 03-03-2008, 02:30 PM

I went to rehab just this past summer. It was a genuine case of parental over reaction, though. I never failed a drug test, including the ENTRANCE one they gave me to find out what's in my system. It was the worst summer of my life.

Anywho. I was kept on "suicide watch" and sequestered away from the other patients for the first week or so. Then I had to go to group meetings and private counseling and I had special "reflection time" to read the Bible and realize that Jebus Christmas loves me or something. After my stint in rehab was over, I moved to a Catholic Sober Living community. I didn't mind that so much, but I really wanted to hang out with friends and do the normal summer stuff you do in between semesters at college. So I knew that my dad always forgets I'm allergic to coconut (as in he's sent me a birthday cake covered with coconut shavings and I had to wonder if he was trying to get rid of me) and they had like coconut cream pie or something as the "Friday Night Treat" (JOY!). I gobbled down a slice of that shit so fast and my throat started to close. They rushed me to hospital, called my dad and I was outta there faster than you can say "I snorted cocaine off a hooker's ass." Now I go to NA meetings and talk about completely fabricated cravings for drugs I've only done in passing.

7 months (fake) sober, you guys!!!

andsoitgoes · 03-03-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

It should be pointed out however, if you are given two weeks notice it is perfectly acceptable to "Skybox" the employee toilet, well, assuming it has a tank.

and I think this is reason #1 why companies just fire your ass on the spot, and give you 2 weeks pay.

Ana · 03-05-2008, 03:41 AM

I think the ads are HIGH LARIOUS! I know that they are coming but they surprise me everytime... It's kindof like a cute game we play

. The guy on that ad is so bizarre, it is like he is taking himself off... Does anyone else think it's funny or am I alone on my laughter outbursts?

iheartnihilism · 03-05-2008, 10:17 AM

How has no one mentioned the correct way to answer question #3 on keith's Glamour survey thing:

"There are 3 magic statements you need to know to make a woman happy: You're right. I'm sorry. Help me."

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mrdahonay Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The warm Heaven that is AZ Posts: 458	"A list of rules that you should NEVER have to tell an employee..." Like... 1) Don't shit in customer's food 2) Don't shit in co-worker's file drawers 3) Don't steal Now don't get me wrong- I thank non-god that Keet's employers didn't post the list of rules.
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Grapist Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 2,260	It should be pointed out however, if you are given two weeks notice it is perfectly acceptable to "Skybox" the employee toilet, well, assuming it has a tank.
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drtygrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rural PA Posts: 302	That's just too funny. Larry King is the next Andy Rooney!
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03-03-2008, 02:30 PM	#17 (permalink)
matsie Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10	I went to rehab just this past summer. It was a genuine case of parental over reaction, though. I never failed a drug test, including the ENTRANCE one they gave me to find out what's in my system. It was the worst summer of my life. Anywho. I was kept on "suicide watch" and sequestered away from the other patients for the first week or so. Then I had to go to group meetings and private counseling and I had special "reflection time" to read the Bible and realize that Jebus Christmas loves me or something. After my stint in rehab was over, I moved to a Catholic Sober Living community. I didn't mind that so much, but I really wanted to hang out with friends and do the normal summer stuff you do in between semesters at college. So I knew that my dad always forgets I'm allergic to coconut (as in he's sent me a birthday cake covered with coconut shavings and I had to wonder if he was trying to get rid of me) and they had like coconut cream pie or something as the "Friday Night Treat" (JOY!). I gobbled down a slice of that shit so fast and my throat started to close. They rushed me to hospital, called my dad and I was outta there faster than you can say "I snorted cocaine off a hooker's ass." Now I go to NA meetings and talk about completely fabricated cravings for drugs I've only done in passing. 7 months (fake) sober, you guys!!!
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03-05-2008, 03:41 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ana Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 65	I think the ads are HIGH LARIOUS! I know that they are coming but they surprise me everytime... It's kindof like a cute game we play . The guy on that ad is so bizarre, it is like he is taking himself off... Does anyone else think it's funny or am I alone on my laughter outbursts?
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03-05-2008, 10:17 AM	#20 (permalink)
iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	How has no one mentioned the correct way to answer question #3 on keith's Glamour survey thing: "There are 3 magic statements you need to know to make a woman happy: You're right. I'm sorry. Help me."
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